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Stupid things your bird has said
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bluegorton
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Sorry but I read that before and every time the mental image pops into my head I set off giggling again. Glad I'm on my own.ElanJo said:Not something said exactly but a bird of mine thought that "bumming" meant 2 people rubbing their bums together.
metalblue
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Not my mrs but...
mate of mine with his lass came our of watching Titanic, her: "I thought it was going to miss the iceberg"
different mate, we are at dinner together in NYC with our respective ladies and are talking about breakfast in the hotel we are all staying at and get onto the rock and roll subject of the 1% and 2% milk, his lass: "So what's the rest of it made from?"
mate of mine with his lass came our of watching Titanic, her: "I thought it was going to miss the iceberg"
different mate, we are at dinner together in NYC with our respective ladies and are talking about breakfast in the hotel we are all staying at and get onto the rock and roll subject of the 1% and 2% milk, his lass: "So what's the rest of it made from?"
Okay, so me and my girlfriend were having a conversation about how naive and stupid she can be at times.
So i was asking her general knowledge questions such as like, where is japan and so on.
Then i asked her who the president of the USA was.
Her reply was "Im not that Fucking stupid. Its Osama Bin Laden"
I absolutely pissed myself!
haha
So i was asking her general knowledge questions such as like, where is japan and so on.
Then i asked her who the president of the USA was.
Her reply was "Im not that Fucking stupid. Its Osama Bin Laden"
I absolutely pissed myself!
haha
ono
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Haha that's textbook.BlueDan91 said:Okay, so me and my girlfriend were having a conversation about how naive and stupid she can be at times.
So i was asking her general knowledge questions such as like, where is japan and so on.
Then i asked her who the president of the USA was.
Her reply was "Im not that Fucking stupid. Its Osama Bin Laden"
I absolutely pissed myself!
haha
James23
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Ok not my girlfriend but this is too good to leave out of this thread. It happened a couple of weeks ago with my mate's girlfriend.
Her: Who's in the World Cup final?
Him: Holland and Spain
Her: Really? I thought the Netherlands would be in it
Her: Who's in the World Cup final?
Him: Holland and Spain
Her: Really? I thought the Netherlands would be in it
Banned Tosspot
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When I was 17 a girl I was seeing screeched 'wrong hole'
Is there a right one?
Is there a right one?
billy_big_spuds
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best one that my suitable egg warmer came out with was a few years back. at the time KFC were trialling beef burgers. we went to the drive through and the beef burger display had a sign over saying 'stock discontinued'. so she comes out with "oh, they've took beef burgers off the menu coz of the bird flu"
thick woman.
thick woman.
supercity88
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I´m glad it´s not just mine that´s a bit thick! This one was quite infuriating, when around her Mum´s house and talking about South Africa, neither my girlfriend or her Mum knew that South Africa was a country.
They both thought it meant Southern Africa. It took me about 20mins to explain it was a country and the indeed South Africa was in Southern Africa but that there were other countries in Southern Africa too.
The infuriating bit was at their stubborness over this and that they felt it was stupid for it to have that name. I said have either of you heard of a certain Nelson Mandela and the things he did in a country called South Africa? To no avail!
Her Mum´s a teacher so the future int too bright! Though she is religious and teaches RE which to me already explains a lot as to her intelligence.
They both thought it meant Southern Africa. It took me about 20mins to explain it was a country and the indeed South Africa was in Southern Africa but that there were other countries in Southern Africa too.
The infuriating bit was at their stubborness over this and that they felt it was stupid for it to have that name. I said have either of you heard of a certain Nelson Mandela and the things he did in a country called South Africa? To no avail!
Her Mum´s a teacher so the future int too bright! Though she is religious and teaches RE which to me already explains a lot as to her intelligence.