ElanJo
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Not something said exactly but a bird of mine thought that "bumming" meant 2 people rubbing their bums together.
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Stupid things your bird has said
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WeaverWonderland
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Driving into sainsburys and my mrs asked me do they only build petrol stations where there is petrol under ground! What a muppet she is lol
ElanJo
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Something stupid I've said/done...
After a night out we all went back to the bird's flat. Needless to say we were carrying on drinking and had a few joints. I went to the toilet for a piss, after having done the deed I went to turn the light off. It woudn't turn off tho so I went into the living room and informed my GF that her light switch was broken. Her reply was "err... it's 9:30 in the morning... you can't turn off daylight!". Unfortunately she was right :( In my defence I wasn't exactly sober...
After a night out we all went back to the bird's flat. Needless to say we were carrying on drinking and had a few joints. I went to the toilet for a piss, after having done the deed I went to turn the light off. It woudn't turn off tho so I went into the living room and informed my GF that her light switch was broken. Her reply was "err... it's 9:30 in the morning... you can't turn off daylight!". Unfortunately she was right :( In my defence I wasn't exactly sober...
bluebrown said:having a pub lunch one day and the misses orders the steak and old speckled hen pie, halfway through eating i asked her how the pie was, "nice but theres not much chicken in it" was her reply
Hahahaa. That's classic. I'm crying laughing.
Barcon
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The wife said to me at the begining of the world cup, "is there any other South African teams playing other than bfana bfana" ?
The best one she ever did (and gets reminded of it daily) is the one where she made me a cup of tea and said, "do you want me to take it in the back" ?
The best one she ever did (and gets reminded of it daily) is the one where she made me a cup of tea and said, "do you want me to take it in the back" ?
Shadz69
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Tonight the young lad got player of the year,his second with this team and the wife says how can it be player of the year and its not even december yet.
ono
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There's too many for me to even remember. Yesterday we watched ZombieLand and Woody Harrelson paints a 3 on the side of his truck. His truck gets stolen but then breaks down so the girl who stole it paints the following A H and an LP on either side of the 3 so it obviously reads like HELP (H3LP).
Bird looks at me and says "eh what does h 3 l p stand for?"
Bird looks at me and says "eh what does h 3 l p stand for?"
Shay Guevara
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mcds said:Tonight the young lad got player of the year,his second with this team and the wife says how can it be player of the year and its not even december yet.
She's technically right it should be a player of the season award.
BlueInCanada
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Barcon said:The wife said to me at the begining of the world cup, "is there any other South African teams playing other than bfana bfana" ?
The best one she ever did (and gets reminded of it daily) is the one where she made me a cup of tea and said, "do you want me to take it in the back" ?
This reminded me one my wife said a few years ago.
My parents, sister and her boyfriend came over to visit from Manc. We were sat around having a few beers when my dad said something along the lines of "You only married him for his money"
She replied "Yeah, im going to suck him dry"
Cue high fives for me and cheers, followed by embarrassment from the wife.
All women are the same, no matter where they're born.
Obvious Mancunian
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i just don't love you like i used to,
or was that a good thing?
or was that a good thing?