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Stupid things your mrs has a go at you about....
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Moxley
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My lass had a mood with me all morning the other week, because SHE had a dream about me sleeping with somebody else!
She dreams about it, and I get in trouble? Not sure how that works!
She dreams about it, and I get in trouble? Not sure how that works!
m27
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Getting brought home by the Police after being found asleep in the street (it only happened once, fucking shut up about it).
Pissing in her shoes (like the above, you make one little mistake...)
Staying downstairs until 4am in the morning boozing and posting rubbish on here (most Fridays and Saturdays).
Forgetting to turn the channel back to Sky Sports News before going to bed ("I've just been downstairs and turned the telly on. What the fuck is Babestation?")
Pissing in her shoes (like the above, you make one little mistake...)
Staying downstairs until 4am in the morning boozing and posting rubbish on here (most Fridays and Saturdays).
Forgetting to turn the channel back to Sky Sports News before going to bed ("I've just been downstairs and turned the telly on. What the fuck is Babestation?")
citymadmad
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m27 said:Getting brought home by the Police after being found asleep in the street (it only happened once, fucking shut up about it).
Pissing in her shoes (like the above, you make one little mistake...)
Staying downstairs until 4am in the morning boozing and posting rubbish on here (most Fridays and Saturdays).
Forgetting to turn the channel back to Sky Sports News before going to bed ("I've just been downstairs and turned the telly on. What the fuck is Babestation?")
HA HA HA HA! every morning!
Seasideblue
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All of the above and more
She is one moaning woman :-)
She is one moaning woman :-)
Pigeonho
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Hahaha, quality! Not long after my ex left me and I went into a state of meltdown, I brought this girl back and did the deed. Whilst I went to get some drinks she switched the tele on and what should appear on the screen? Babestation!!! (think it might have been 40+ wives actually, a bit of mix and match like). No excuses really, so just said, 'i'm single, what yer gonna do?'!!m27 said:Getting brought home by the Police after being found asleep in the street (it only happened once, fucking shut up about it).
Pissing in her shoes (like the above, you make one little mistake...)
Staying downstairs until 4am in the morning boozing and posting rubbish on here (most Fridays and Saturdays).
Forgetting to turn the channel back to Sky Sports News before going to bed ("I've just been downstairs and turned the telly on. What the fuck is Babestation?")
markbmcfc
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What is it with fecking rejecting calls as well?
If i divert you to voicemail, it means im busy, leave a fecking message! It doesnt mean, ring me again another 5 times, text me three times accusing me of having an affair. All for you to then ring her when your free expecting the fecking dog to have committed suicide just to find out she wants some milk bringing home.
I mean what. the. feck.
If i divert you to voicemail, it means im busy, leave a fecking message! It doesnt mean, ring me again another 5 times, text me three times accusing me of having an affair. All for you to then ring her when your free expecting the fecking dog to have committed suicide just to find out she wants some milk bringing home.
I mean what. the. feck.
BlueSam
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I am so glad I am not alone
so so so so so many things.
so many
so so so so so many things.
so many
bluemoonmcfc
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Not doing every single bit of housework she's just asked me to do.
Leaving one cup on the table instead of washing it and putting it away after i've used it.
Leaving anything out, like a towel or trainers or fucking anything that should otherwise be cleaned, moved and/or put away in 'it's place'.
Drinking in the weekday. Drinking without her. Staying up on the computer drinking if she's gone to bed. Staying up on the computer sober if she's gone to bed...even though if she decideds to do this it's fine. Just actually going on the computer apparently means i'm ignoring her.
Having porn mags under the bed is fine, unless she's feeling insecure then i'm a complete bastard.
Not replying to every single txt she sends me though it's fine for her to do it.
Not being a complete and utter walkover who does everything i'm told and accepts that there are rules for me that she doesn't have to do herself.
My missus bascially wants a gay man who is sensitive to her every emotion and complies with whatever she wants who is well trained as a builder, a carpenter, a painter and a professional houswife who goes to work, comes home and cleans the house then on the weekends does every chore that needs doing inbetween paying her attention, not going on the PC, not watching football, only drinkin what she drinks when she drinks it and being fine with her doing whatever she wants.
Leaving one cup on the table instead of washing it and putting it away after i've used it.
Leaving anything out, like a towel or trainers or fucking anything that should otherwise be cleaned, moved and/or put away in 'it's place'.
Drinking in the weekday. Drinking without her. Staying up on the computer drinking if she's gone to bed. Staying up on the computer sober if she's gone to bed...even though if she decideds to do this it's fine. Just actually going on the computer apparently means i'm ignoring her.
Having porn mags under the bed is fine, unless she's feeling insecure then i'm a complete bastard.
Not replying to every single txt she sends me though it's fine for her to do it.
Not being a complete and utter walkover who does everything i'm told and accepts that there are rules for me that she doesn't have to do herself.
My missus bascially wants a gay man who is sensitive to her every emotion and complies with whatever she wants who is well trained as a builder, a carpenter, a painter and a professional houswife who goes to work, comes home and cleans the house then on the weekends does every chore that needs doing inbetween paying her attention, not going on the PC, not watching football, only drinkin what she drinks when she drinks it and being fine with her doing whatever she wants.
markbmcfc
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bluemoonmcfc said:My missus bascially wants a gay man who is sensitive to her every emotion and complies with whatever she wants who is well trained as a builder, a carpenter, a painter and a professional houswife who goes to work, comes home and cleans the house then on the weekends does every chore that needs doing inbetween paying her attention, not going on the PC, not watching football, only drinkin what she drinks when she drinks it and being fine with her doing whatever she wants.
A complete and accurate description, of every woman on the planet.