Stupidest person you know

[colourmeblue]

I know a guy who had a new bath fitted and the guy who put it in says 'there you go mate all you need is a plug'...

'why, is it electric?'

Same bloke had a fall out with his wife and threw her out of his first storey window....a while later he felt sorry and looked out to see if she was ok and didnt realise he had closed the window

He got help writing a letter and had to ask which side of the stamp he should lick...

 

[andyhinch]

I know a guy who had a new bath fitted and the guy who put it in says 'there you go mate all you need is a plug'...

'why, is it electric?'

Same bloke had a fall out with his wife and threw her out of his first storey window....a while later he felt sorry and looked out to see if she was ok and didnt realise he had closed the window

He got help writing a letter and had to ask which side of the stamp he should lick...

Me

 

[colourmeblue]

I know a guy who had a new bath fitted and the guy who put it in says 'there you go mate all you need is a plug'...

'why, is it electric?'

Same bloke had a fall out with his wife and threw her out of his first storey window....a while later he felt sorry and looked out to see if she was ok and didnt realise he had closed the window

He got help writing a letter and had to ask which side of the stamp he should lick...

Me

me too...i once almost got married!!

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

I use to be stupid. When I was a little kid I thought the Virgin Mary was actually called the vegetarian Mary

 

[colourmeblue]

I use to be stupid. When I was a little kid I thought the Virgin Mary was actually called the vegetarian Mary

kids dont count...my 7 yr old asked me the other day if I could 'Ireland' his t-shirt

 

[2sheikhs]

I know someone who made a cheesecake and read the instruction wrong. Instead of 2oz of butter, he read it as 20oz and emptied the fridge of all the butter and margerine and melted it in a pan.

 

[andyhinch]

I know a guy who had a new bath fitted and the guy who put it in says 'there you go mate all you need is a plug'...

'why, is it electric?'

Same bloke had a fall out with his wife and threw her out of his first storey window....a while later he felt sorry and looked out to see if she was ok and didnt realise he had closed the window

He got help writing a letter and had to ask which side of the stamp he should lick...

Me

me too...i once almost got married!!

i win got married, pay £1k a month on top of the setttlement:(

 

[davymcfc]

When I was a kid I thought the law was a trophy and when it said on the news that someone had broken the law I thought they had broken his trophy.

 

[andyhinch]

Once asked a jewish bloke that was my main boss in a big meeting with his peers why a jew couldn't be a morriss dancer(he is) answer you have to be a complete prick to be a morris dancer. i had a down turn in work from that one

 

[Grolsch30]

When i was a kid i used to watch are you being served and Allo Allo.
Anyway at the end of the program it always used to say "you have been watching.."

I was always dumbfounded and questioned how on earth they knew i had been watching said program!

Took me a long long time before my brain cell twigged :)