Stupidest person you know

[johnny on the spot]

I was at college with a kid at whom you had actually to throw pennies in order for him to operate. A human fruit machine. The rest of his life was just a demo.

 

[pieface]

That would be me,When you are driving and your in traffic and a city you are not familiar with and you begin to lose it and your sat nav is pecking at your head recalibrating,do you ever tell it to just fuck off.

 

[johnmc]

My mate thought he could smell gas. Check the microwave he said.

 

[colourmeblue]

guy in Bangor N.I tried to commit suicide by gas...blocked all the windows etc and went asleep on the couch...woke up an hour later and lit a cig...

 

[andyhinch]

nearly put a bet on the rags winning at half time

 

[sinnerman]

I know a guy who had a new bath fitted and the guy who put it in says 'there you go mate all you need is a plug'...

'why, is it electric?'

Same bloke had a fall out with his wife and threw her out of his first storey window....a while later he felt sorry and looked out to see if she was ok and didnt realise he had closed the window

He got help writing a letter and had to ask which side of the stamp he should lick...

What? he threw his wife out of the window and when he looked out he didn't realise he'd closed the window????

What the fuck does that mean?

 

[colourmeblue]

I know a guy who had a new bath fitted and the guy who put it in says 'there you go mate all you need is a plug'...

'why, is it electric?'

Same bloke had a fall out with his wife and threw her out of his first storey window....a while later he felt sorry and looked out to see if she was ok and didnt realise he had closed the window

He got help writing a letter and had to ask which side of the stamp he should lick...

What? he threw his wife out of the window and when he looked out he didn't realise he'd closed the window????

What the fuck does that mean?

crash!!...ooops!

 

[sinnerman]

I know a guy who had a new bath fitted and the guy who put it in says 'there you go mate all you need is a plug'...

'why, is it electric?'

Same bloke had a fall out with his wife and threw her out of his first storey window....a while later he felt sorry and looked out to see if she was ok and didnt realise he had closed the window

He got help writing a letter and had to ask which side of the stamp he should lick...

What? he threw his wife out of the window and when he looked out he didn't realise he'd closed the window????

What the fuck does that mean?

crash!!...ooops!

I'm still not getting it...I must be pissed as I am failing to see a punch line....

 

[colourmeblue]

What? he threw his wife out of the window and when he looked out he didn't realise he'd closed the window????

What the fuck does that mean?

crash!!...ooops!

I'm still not getting it...I must be pissed as I am failing to see a punch line....

wife was on the ground (happily unharmed)...he didnt realise he had closed the window after and went to look and stuck his nut through the glass

 

[andyhinch]

What? he threw his wife out of the window and when he looked out he didn't realise he'd closed the window????

What the fuck does that mean?

crash!!...ooops!

I'm still not getting it...I must be pissed as I am failing to see a punch line....

your not looking deep enough, explain when you do:)