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Stupidest person you know
- Thread starter colourmeblue
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colourmeblue
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I may have a new candidate....lol...j/k mate :P
ifiwasarichfan
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A Scum fan in my last job - only a young lad and he was so daft he was nicknamed Tyrone.
He believed both these stories:
The first story involved a City win where we scored 5 and the Goat scored a Hat Trick. I told him that in the Row behind me sat Micheal Owen,Kluivert,Van Nistelroy,Shearer and Bergkamp - all taking notes on how the Goat could score a goal from anywhere and out of nothing.
The second story was about Wio's Drug ban. I told him that Wio jumped out of the Toilet windows at Scums training ground and the tester bloke from the FA chased him until Wio blagged a Taxi.
He believed both of them so convincingly I now actually think they were both true.
He believed both these stories:
The first story involved a City win where we scored 5 and the Goat scored a Hat Trick. I told him that in the Row behind me sat Micheal Owen,Kluivert,Van Nistelroy,Shearer and Bergkamp - all taking notes on how the Goat could score a goal from anywhere and out of nothing.
The second story was about Wio's Drug ban. I told him that Wio jumped out of the Toilet windows at Scums training ground and the tester bloke from the FA chased him until Wio blagged a Taxi.
He believed both of them so convincingly I now actually think they were both true.
Big Svender
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must be a utd fan
One of my mates was more gullible than stupid, when we were 14/15 about 3/4 of us would go round his house and he'd happily let us call City club line (the one on teletext that said stuff like 'mcfc new superstar' and it cost a pretty penny but we convinced him it was like calling next door. Same for sex lines. Fcking idiot!!
He got a missis who suited him down to the ground, he was taking her to Wales and she shit it saying she had forgotten her passport. Fucking pair o idiots.
He got a missis who suited him down to the ground, he was taking her to Wales and she shit it saying she had forgotten her passport. Fucking pair o idiots.
bluestew666
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Was having a conversation with the missus the other night about work, I told her I was getting a new van soon and the boss had told me to try cut down on any unnecessary mileage on the current van. She replied with......why don't you reverse a bit more then.
I had to actually ask if she was serious.......she was.
I had to actually ask if she was serious.......she was.
XxRachXx
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me !!
Cellarite
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A bloke who used to do some casual work at our place. I was working near him one day and he asked me where I was from as my accent was different to the Hullgarians round here. I told him Manchester and he said "It's shit there isn't it?" I asked him on what basis was Manchester shit and he replied with a straight face "I went there for a weekend a while a go and didn't even know anyone." Remarkable!
bluezi
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There's this young 20 something yr old who drilled into a wall and hit a central heating pipe, he also dangerously fitted a wall socket right above the cooker hob, but he's so stupid he can never see how any of his cock ups are his fault. And he's at college studing for his Electricans qualifcation.
Tuearts right boot
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A mate of mine couldn't get an Vodafone signal anywhere on a ferry crossing so tried climbing up near the funnel wafting his phone around. We were about 200 miles offshore in the Bay of Biscay sailing to Bilbao