Stupidest person you know

[daveduke67]

Works do in a marquee staffed by students. Ordered a Baileys and ice at a bar and got what I got looked like a glass of ice with the remnants of the last one in the bottom. Told the barman who said that he'd used the measure and there was nothing he could do. I wasn't having that and was arguing with him. The manager came over and asked what the problem was. He looked at the glass and took the lad back to where the bottles were. He came back with a glass half full of Baileys and apologised. The idiot had been using the measure upside down and filling the dimple in the bottom rather then the much larger cup part. Had been doing it all night apparantly.

 

[buzzer1]

I use to be stupid. When I was a little kid I thought the Virgin Mary was actually called the vegetarian Mary

kids dont count...my 7 yr old asked me the other day if I could 'Ireland' his t-shirt

Last week i rescued a racing pigeon as it had fishing line wrapped around it's legs, anyway i rang the phone number on it's ring on it's leg and ended up driving 45mins to fkin Darwin to reunite it with this old Farmer geezer, my point is that my daughter now asks when she sees a Pigeon, " is that a RACIST pigeon as well Dad"...... funny as fuck.

 

[daveduke67]

I use to be stupid. When I was a little kid I thought the Virgin Mary was actually called the vegetarian Mary

kids dont count...my 7 yr old asked me the other day if I could 'Ireland' his t-shirt

Last week i rescued a racing pigeon as it had fishing line wrapped around it's legs, anyway i rang the phone number on it's ring on it's leg and ended up driving 45mins to fkin Darwin to reunite it with this old Farmer geezer, my point is that my daughter now asks when she sees a Pigeon, " is that a RACIST pigeon as well Dad"...... funny as fuck.

Shouldn't it know its own way home?

 

[jimharri]

Works do in a marquee staffed by students. Ordered a Baileys and ice at a bar and got what I got looked like a glass of ice with the remnants of the last one in the bottom. Told the barman who said that he'd used the measure and there was nothing he could do. I wasn't having that and was arguing with him. The manager came over and asked what the problem was. He looked at the glass and took the lad back to where the bottles were. He came back with a glass half full of Baileys and apologised. The idiot had been using the measure upside down and filling the dimple in the bottom rather then the much larger cup part. Had been doing it all night apparantly.

I'll be generous and assume that you've done that deliberately, perhaps as an attempt at irony (given the tread title). You DID do it deliberately, didn't you?

;-)

 

[buzzer1]

kids dont count...my 7 yr old asked me the other day if I could 'Ireland' his t-shirt

Last week i rescued a racing pigeon as it had fishing line wrapped around it's legs, anyway i rang the phone number on it's ring on it's leg and ended up driving 45mins to fkin Darwin to reunite it with this old Farmer geezer, my point is that my daughter now asks when she sees a Pigeon, " is that a RACIST pigeon as well Dad"...... funny as fuck.

Shouldn't it know its own way home?

Thing is Dav that i did'nt know how long it had been there and did'nt know if it had fed it'self or anything, plus hawks could have got it on route so i did the decent thing.

 

[Dunraven]

My mates wife thought he was seeing another woman and regularly checked his phone for numbers he'd been calling etc, anyway he came home from work one day and went for a shower when he came back down stairs she went berserk, screaming I know who yer seeing, you've called her twice today, i've just called her too and she answered and said her name straight away, the slag! her name's Victoria Station!

My mate just shouted it's a train station in London you thick woman.

 

[daveduke67]

Works do in a marquee staffed by students. Ordered a Baileys and ice at a bar and got what I got looked like a glass of ice with the remnants of the last one in the bottom. Told the barman who said that he'd used the measure and there was nothing he could do. I wasn't having that and was arguing with him. The manager came over and asked what the problem was. He looked at the glass and took the lad back to where the bottles were. He came back with a glass half full of Baileys and apologised. The idiot had been using the measure upside down and filling the dimple in the bottom rather then the much larger cup part. Had been doing it all night apparantly.

I'll be generous and assume that you've done that deliberately, perhaps as an attempt at irony (given the tread title). You DID do it deliberately, didn't you?

;-)

No - genuine mistake. One of the words that gets me from time to time. Like diahorreoh, haemoreage and Misisiisspppi.

On the bright side I now spell Mancini - Mancini and not Manchini.

 

[bluemike]

On holiday a few years back some of us decided to go on the rings.
The bloke said to get on them like you were going to the toilet. My mate (a rag) jumped into the ring.<br /><br />-- Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:52 pm --<br /><br />On holiday a few years back some of us decided to go on the rings.
The bloke said to get on them like you were going to the toilet. My mate (a rag) jumped into the ring.

 

[daveduke67]

Shouldn't it know its own way home?

Thing is Dav that i did'nt know how long it had been there and did'nt know if it had fed it'self or anything, plus hawks could have got it on route so i did the decent thing.

You did the decent thing and took it back to Darwen? I think a slow lingering death would have been preferable.

 

[samharris]

Mate of mine got together with a girl who wasnt very sexually aware.. he asked for a blow job so she held his willy and blew on it..

true story.

Did he have fun in France?

-- Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:06 pm --

Anyone who uses the term Dunning-Kruger.

Genius on so many levels.

No mate not France.........Hove.