Stupidest person you know

[MATCITY]

A girl from work rang me the other week the convosation went like this

Her- alright mat you know about football don't you?

Me- yes

Her- good, what colour do Newcastle play in? Black and white or white and black?

I put the phone down

 

[ElanJo]

An ex GF who thought Bumming was the art of rubbing arses together.

You can imagine my face when she told me to bend over

 

[burning blue soul]

An ex GF who thought Bumming was the art of rubbing arses together.

You can imagine my face when she told me to bend over

The look on her face when you told her the process- priceless :)<br /><br />-- Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:33 am --<br /><br />When i was a kid i thought football managers bought payers with monopoly type 'football money' only used between football clubs because i couldn't comprehend the amounts they were paying! Fuck i sound proper thick there! :(

 

[ElanJo]

An ex GF who thought Bumming was the art of rubbing arses together.

You can imagine my face when she told me to bend over

The look on her face when you told her the process- priceless :)

-- Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:33 am --

When i was a kid i thought football managers bought payers with monopoly type 'football money' only used between football clubs because i couldn't comprehend the amounts they were paying! Fuck i sound proper thick there! :(

lol. Her initial enthusuasm (which, as you can guess, I was pleasantly surprised with) quickly diminished!

 

[samharris]

Mate of mine got together with a girl who wasnt very sexually aware.. he asked for a blow job so she held his willy and blew on it..

true story.

 

[burning blue soul]

An ex GF who thought Bumming was the art of rubbing arses together.

You can imagine my face when she told me to bend over

The look on her face when you told her the process- priceless :)

-- Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:33 am --

When i was a kid i thought football managers bought payers with monopoly type 'football money' only used between football clubs because i couldn't comprehend the amounts they were paying! Fuck i sound proper thick there! :(

lol. Her initial enthusuasm (which, as you can guess, I was pleasantly surprised with) quickly diminished!

Very funny that mate :)

 

[mcfc_ms]

Guy who we used to go to school with (who we called Adam the egg, because he always had an eggy smell)

When we were about 12 he was worried about going into the chippy. So we just told him to go in and ask for some chips. Eventually he went in and shouted 'I WANT SOME CHIPS!'. He was escorted out by an angry chippy owner.

Also we used to play footy on the grass near his house. One day he came out wearing a denim jacket. We took the piss out of him, and he took it off and put it down for a post. He then spooned a shot well wide and in his frustration he kicked his denim jacket over a fence. Then he had to go round to the house and ask for his jacket back

 

[Lucky Toma]

Once called directory enquiries and when they asked for the name gave my own and wondered why the hell that was relevant.

 

[daveduke67]

I know a man who didn't shag a cutie because he .........because he ............ well because he is stupid.

 

[burning blue soul]

I know a man who didn't shag a cutie because he .........because he ............ well because he is stupid.

We have a winner!!.