Suarez - banned for 4 months (page 74)

[Gaylord du Bois]

Re: Suarez

He's done the world a service by highlighting an important issue. Dental illness has been a taboo subject for far too long...

...I'll get me coat.

Sickness and piorrea?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Re: Suarez

He's done the world a service by highlighting an important issue. Dental illness has been a taboo subject for far too long...

...I'll get me coat.

Sickness and piorrea?

Gastro-enterIties I think

 

[malg]

Re: Suarez

Suarez is just a greedy mad fuck. If he'd had been born a couple of vertebrae short he'd have noshed his own cock off by now. He's the Latino equivalent of that greedy fat fuck Eamon 'can I eat this' Holmes. And with those nashers Suarez is a fucking danger to society. He's an 'all you can eat buffet' disaster just waiting to happen. He makes Hannibal Lecter look like fuckin Lena Zavaroni for fucks sake. The safest thing to do with this **** is remove all his teeth and lob off his bollocks - that will help calm the fucking Freddie Mercury tribute act down a bit. Either that or ban him from football for life and give him his own series of man verses food. Imagine if the **** had been on that Andes flight - he'd have munched his way through the co-pilot and half a fucking stewardess before the plane had even begun taxi-ing down the runway. Oh and by the way any scouse **** who tries to defend this cannibal is an even bigger **** that we thought they were. Why not light a candle for him you self pittying murdering scum. Just don't hold it too near to him coz he'll eat it...and then your giro.. and then he'll bite a chunk out of your fucking perm. PS what's it feels like to be first losers after celebrating winning the title since the beginning of April you sad deluded fucks.

RIP the 39.

Brilliant. I've only ever laughed properly at a couple of posts on here, it's now gone to a few posts!

 

[nmc]

Re: Suarez

its gone 9pm where is the reply to the charges thought it had to be in by then

He's still chewing it over.

 

[adrianr]

Re: Suarez

Suarez is just a greedy mad fuck. If he'd had been born a couple of vertebrae short he'd have noshed his own cock off by now. He's the Latino equivalent of that greedy fat fuck Eamon 'can I eat this' Holmes. And with those nashers Suarez is a fucking danger to society. He's an 'all you can eat buffet' disaster just waiting to happen. He makes Hannibal Lecter look like fuckin Lena Zavaroni for fucks sake. The safest thing to do with this **** is remove all his teeth and lob off his bollocks - that will help calm the fucking Freddie Mercury tribute act down a bit. Either that or ban him from football for life and give him his own series of man verses food. Imagine if the **** had been on that Andes flight - he'd have munched his way through the co-pilot and half a fucking stewardess before the plane had even begun taxi-ing down the runway. Oh and by the way any scouse **** who tries to defend this cannibal is an even bigger **** that we thought they were. Why not light a candle for him you self pittying murdering scum. Just don't hold it too near to him coz he'll eat it...and then your giro.. and then he'll bite a chunk out of your fucking perm. PS what's it feels like to be first losers after celebrating winning the title since the beginning of April you sad deluded fucks.

RIP the 39.

The perm bit tipped me over the edge. Top rants.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

Re: Suarez

Suarez is just a greedy mad fuck. If he'd had been born a couple of vertebrae short he'd have noshed his own cock off by now. He's the Latino equivalent of that greedy fat fuck Eamon 'can I eat this' Holmes. And with those nashers Suarez is a fucking danger to society. He's an 'all you can eat buffet' disaster just waiting to happen. He makes Hannibal Lecter look like fuckin Lena Zavaroni for fucks sake. The safest thing to do with this **** is remove all his teeth and lob off his bollocks - that will help calm the fucking Freddie Mercury tribute act down a bit. Either that or ban him from football for life and give him his own series of man verses food. Imagine if the **** had been on that Andes flight - he'd have munched his way through the co-pilot and half a fucking stewardess before the plane had even begun taxi-ing down the runway. Oh and by the way any scouse **** who tries to defend this cannibal is an even bigger **** that we thought they were. Why not light a candle for him you self pittying murdering scum. Just don't hold it too near to him coz he'll eat it...and then your giro.. and then he'll bite a chunk out of your fucking perm. PS what's it feels like to be first losers after celebrating winning the title since the beginning of April you sad deluded fucks.

RIP the 39.

And you win funniest post of the week award mate.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Re: Suarez

He's done the world a service by highlighting an important issue. Dental illness has been a taboo subject for far too long...

...I'll get me coat.

Sickness and piorrea?

Gastro-enterIties I think

Which leads to Luis bowels

 

[Bozzie]

Re: Suarez

Suarez is just a greedy mad fuck. If he'd had been born a couple of vertebrae short he'd have noshed his own cock off by now. He's the Latino equivalent of that greedy fat fuck Eamon 'can I eat this' Holmes. And with those nashers Suarez is a fucking danger to society. He's an 'all you can eat buffet' disaster just waiting to happen. He makes Hannibal Lecter look like fuckin Lena Zavaroni for fucks sake. The safest thing to do with this **** is remove all his teeth and lob off his bollocks - that will help calm the fucking Freddie Mercury tribute act down a bit. Either that or ban him from football for life and give him his own series of man verses food. Imagine if the **** had been on that Andes flight - he'd have munched his way through the co-pilot and half a fucking stewardess before the plane had even begun taxi-ing down the runway. Oh and by the way any scouse **** who tries to defend this cannibal is an even bigger **** that we thought they were. Why not light a candle for him you self pittying murdering scum. Just don't hold it too near to him coz he'll eat it...and then your giro.. and then he'll bite a chunk out of your fucking perm. PS what's it feels like to be first losers after celebrating winning the title since the beginning of April you sad deluded fucks.

RIP the 39.

Brilliant post. Laughed my bollocks off when I read it, even made the wife laugh. Too good not to find it's way onto RAWK, a few 'home truths' wouldn't go amiss down there.

 

[mcmanus]

Re: Suarez

Suarez is just a greedy mad fuck. If he'd had been born a couple of vertebrae short he'd have noshed his own cock off by now. He's the Latino equivalent of that greedy fat fuck Eamon 'can I eat this' Holmes. And with those nashers Suarez is a fucking danger to society. He's an 'all you can eat buffet' disaster just waiting to happen. He makes Hannibal Lecter look like fuckin Lena Zavaroni for fucks sake. The safest thing to do with this **** is remove all his teeth and lob off his bollocks - that will help calm the fucking Freddie Mercury tribute act down a bit. Either that or ban him from football for life and give him his own series of man verses food. Imagine if the **** had been on that Andes flight - he'd have munched his way through the co-pilot and half a fucking stewardess before the plane had even begun taxi-ing down the runway. Oh and by the way any scouse **** who tries to defend this cannibal is an even bigger **** that we thought they were. Why not light a candle for him you self pittying murdering scum. Just don't hold it too near to him coz he'll eat it...and then your giro.. and then he'll bite a chunk out of your fucking perm. PS what's it feels like to be first losers after celebrating winning the title since the beginning of April you sad deluded fucks.

RIP the 39.

Priceless.

Fucking priceless.

Blues please read, its worth it. .... and any lurking scouse twats.

 

[cibaman]

Re: Suarez

According to his lawyer it was accidental!

Apparently FIFA have been unable to reach a verdict. Does that mean that some of them agree that it was an accident, or can they just not agree on the severity of the punishment?