A Spurs song got me into trouble !
Well I switched my mum and dads tele on, to watch the 2nd half and when I saw it was 0-1 my initial reaction was "oh for fucks sake", to which my dad had a quick glance at me. As the 2nd half was unfolding, both my dad and I were up and down, heads in our hands and willing the ball to fly past de gea. My dad then starts to call utd cheats and saying rooney should've been sent off for diving, and when ferguson was shown on the touchline, he kept saying "get noddy back on channel 5 !" (He has two grand daughters, so knows about these things. Into stoppage time and dempsey pops in the equaliser, and we are both up out of our seats shouting "yeeeessss !", then my girls come down stairs and ask what we were shouting at, to which my 5 year old starts saying all the players are yaya toure !. Now the final piece (that got me in mither), game is finished and I hear "glory glory tottenham hotspur", and as I'm thinking of the tune, my wife says "why are they playing, glory glory man utd", to which I start to sing they aren't It's "who the fuck are man utd !", then after I'm done, there is nothing but silence, then I realise that my parents and my daughters are in the same room staring at me, then my mum lets me have both barrels, and warns me I will not be welcome in her house using language like that, my girls ask what I meant and my wife hasn't spoke to me since !, so thank you Spurs for getting me bollocked !.
