Supermarkets

[Mr Kobayashi]

One day this might be you grumpy

They'll have hover shoes by then though.

 

[city2]

They'll have hover shoes by then though.

Be fuck all on the shelf’s by then

 

[maccieblue]

I got lost in the supermarket and can no longer shop happily

 

[Brewster's millions]

I went in Morrisons today and every shopper was obese , and it was packed and I would say the closest to hell I’ve ever been.

Not a very PC thing to say given the cost of living problems, but when you look at the size of the people in these places, I begin to wonder whether food prices are in fact too low.

 

[Barcon]

I got lost in the supermarket and can no longer shop happily

I just got back from the supermarket with a brand new guaranteed personality.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I just got back from the supermarket with a great personality, winning handsome good looks, and a firm resolution that Im going to Lidl full time.
A couple of years ago I clocked that their veg was better than Asda, but Im a creature of habit like.
Now their meat is better, and a lot better, amd cheaper, Im all in

 

[Grassland Blue]

Asda is the same but everyone is even fatter.

They ride around on those big mobility armchairs too, barging their way through anything or anyone that gets in their way as they head towards the deep filled crust pizza section of the frozen food aisle.

 

[m7mcfc]

I must give the supermarkets at least £10000 a year. My weekly shop is £200+
Three teenage boys in my house.
@ Tesco, Marks & Spencer & Aldi love me

 

[MellowJoe]

I got lost in the supermarket and can no longer shop happily

I got lost a few times as a little nobheaded kid, it was well scary.. Kwik Save was the worst, i swear my mum was trying to lose me on purpose, now though, and I don't know how old you are, but if you're like me, you just zone out sometimes, and it takes a minute.. all of a sudden, i find myself in home bargains, and there's a packet of peanuts and a scraper in a basket I'm holding, i suppose I better make my way to the till..

 

[Bill Walker]

Good, I hope they crash and burn. Tescos selling donkey meat as beef because they couldn't be arsed checking the supply chain and deliberately forcing smaller suppliers out of business by refusing to pay them.

Fuck off the lot of you.

You ungrateful sod..
They give you a nice warm building to browse in if it's cold and raining outside.
They give you all that lovely free parking.
They give you all that choice of foods/booze under one roof.
I suppose you'd rather pay & display and trawl around town with your heavy shopping bags looking for your favourite tin of pilchards and Pasta la Molisana..........:-)