Swingers

aphex said:
malg said:
Do your own homework you lazy bastard!

i'm single so i wouldn't even get through the door :)

i just wonder about peoples obsession with promiscuous sex, when in reality, the people who do this kind of thing are so goddamn ugly..


Ha Ha ugly you say, mmm.. strange that from a guy who says he is single ;)
 
Trigger said:
aphex said:
i'm single so i wouldn't even get through the door :)

i just wonder about peoples obsession with promiscuous sex, when in reality, the people who do this kind of thing are so goddamn ugly..


Ha Ha ugly you say, mmm.. strange that from a guy who says he is single ;)

i'm picky.

i'm sticking with that excuse..
 
I've done a little bit of swapping, had a few threesomes, that sort of thing.
It's alright sometimes unless a bloke tries to do you while you're in his wife. It's impossible to keep your rhythm.
 
A lad that i know tried this with his Mrs. and some bloke from the pub that they had got friendly with, anyway it turns out that the lad got jealous during proceedings and absolutely twatted the geezer. The lad that i know ended up getting 2 years inside, hes a fruit loop anyway to be fair, always been a barmpot.
 
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
I've done a little bit of swapping, had a few threesomes, that sort of thing.
It's alright sometimes unless a bloke tries to do you while you're in his wife. It's impossible to keep your rhythm.

daisy-chaining eh?

i hear once you get into said rhythm, it's hard to stop.
 
buzzer1 said:
A lad that i know tried this with his Mrs. and some bloke from the pub that they had got friendly with, anyway it turns out that the lad got jealous during proceedings and absolutely twatted the geezer. The lad that i know ended up getting 2 years inside, hes a fruit loop anyway to be fair, always been a barmpot.

Haha.

Seems a bit unfair for someone to take offence against the guy you've invited round to bone your wife when he's, well, boning your wife...
 
buzzer1 said:
A lad that i know tried this with his Mrs. and some bloke from the pub that they had got friendly with, anyway it turns out that the lad got jealous during proceedings and absolutely twatted the geezer. The lad that i know ended up getting 2 years inside, hes a fruit loop anyway to be fair, always been a barmpot.

a lad you know eh?
 
aphex said:
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
I've done a little bit of swapping, had a few threesomes, that sort of thing.
It's alright sometimes unless a bloke tries to do you while you're in his wife. It's impossible to keep your rhythm.

daisy-chaining eh?

i hear once you get into said rhythm, it's hard to stop.

It's the warm breath on your back that puts you off.
 
BingoBango said:
buzzer1 said:
A lad that i know tried this with his Mrs. and some bloke from the pub that they had got friendly with, anyway it turns out that the lad got jealous during proceedings and absolutely twatted the geezer. The lad that i know ended up getting 2 years inside, hes a fruit loop anyway to be fair, always been a barmpot.

Haha.

Seems a bit unfair for someone to take offence against the guy you've invited round to bone your wife when he's, well, boning your wife...

I know, the guy must have thought wtf, apparently he went to town on the bloke, proper filled him in mate, baseball batted him, the lad was in a bad way.
I reckon you are opening a can of worms when you start that game, if someone was nailing me Mrs. i'd go fukin ape, does'nt even bare thinking about tbh, but, each to their own and all that.
 

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