Talksport now (continued)

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I find Johnny Vaughan's show excruciatingly bad, but had to chuckle at his piss taking of Talksport type adverts.....

'Do you wanna creosote some railings to your van?' (said in a mockney accent)
'Wanna buy some cheap sand?'


Pretty funny for him., and it sounds like he's had enough of the station.
 
If ever there was a man who loves the sound of his own voice it's Vaughan - he never shuts up - and he seems to be under the impression that he is the funniest man on radio.
He's like a ten year old who's just discovered saying "bum" gets a reaction - and then doesn't know when to stop.
He takes the piss out of those ads because he's just so cool and above that sort of boring mundanity, and I really hope the sponsors have a word with his employers , then we can get Colin Murray on instead - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghh!!!!
 
How does the moose manage it!

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Mothball said:
How does the moose manage it!
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He's only had his picture taken with her. I have a picture of me and an elephant at Chester zoo, it doesn't mean I wanted to fuck it.
 
Blue&whitestripes said:
Had the misfortune to listen for 5 minutes yesterday while scrolling through the radio channels in the car. Stopped, because we heard Zab's name mentioned. This was at around 3.30 -3.45. Ooh, a City player mentioned, that doesn't happen too often. Turns out that what they wanted to say was that Zab wasn't very good (whether that was a reference to WC performances in particular I don't know) and the wally of a presenter went on to claim that his "inside source among the training staff" (yeah, yeah, pull the other one .... ....) said Zab was considered a "great character to have around in the changing room" but "not very talented".

You couldn't make it up.

Except they do.
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I wouldn't swap Zabs for any other full back in the fucking entire world.
 
mcmanus said:
Blue&whitestripes said:
Had the misfortune to listen for 5 minutes yesterday while scrolling through the radio channels in the car. Stopped, because we heard Zab's name mentioned. This was at around 3.30 -3.45. Ooh, a City player mentioned, that doesn't happen too often. Turns out that what they wanted to say was that Zab wasn't very good (whether that was a reference to WC performances in particular I don't know) and the wally of a presenter went on to claim that his "inside source among the training staff" (yeah, yeah, pull the other one .... ....) said Zab was considered a "great character to have around in the changing room" but "not very talented".

You couldn't make it up.

Except they do.
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I wouldn't swap Zabs for any other full back in the fucking entire world.
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nor me.
 
de niro said:
mcmanus said:
Blue&whitestripes said:
Had the misfortune to listen for 5 minutes yesterday while scrolling through the radio channels in the car. Stopped, because we heard Zab's name mentioned. This was at around 3.30 -3.45. Ooh, a City player mentioned, that doesn't happen too often. Turns out that what they wanted to say was that Zab wasn't very good (whether that was a reference to WC performances in particular I don't know) and the wally of a presenter went on to claim that his "inside source among the training staff" (yeah, yeah, pull the other one .... ....) said Zab was considered a "great character to have around in the changing room" but "not very talented".

You couldn't make it up.

Except they do.
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I wouldn't swap Zabs for any other full back in the fucking entire world.
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nor me.
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Good to see Zaba improving game by game in this World Cup and Dani Alves on the bench
 
mcmanus said:
Blue&whitestripes said:
Had the misfortune to listen for 5 minutes yesterday while scrolling through the radio channels in the car. Stopped, because we heard Zab's name mentioned. This was at around 3.30 -3.45. Ooh, a City player mentioned, that doesn't happen too often. Turns out that what they wanted to say was that Zab wasn't very good (whether that was a reference to WC performances in particular I don't know) and the wally of a presenter went on to claim that his "inside source among the training staff" (yeah, yeah, pull the other one .... ....) said Zab was considered a "great character to have around in the changing room" but "not very talented".

You couldn't make it up.

Except they do.
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I wouldn't swap Zabs for any other full back in the fucking entire world.
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Spot on.full backs are full backs because they arnt the most skilful.i also think he gets caught out on positioning ,but all full backs these days are like that.what zab excels in his commitment and some of his forward runs would put some wingers to shame. He played nearly all last season,got shitty decisions against him.elbows in the face and he still keeps going .love him
 
Warnock was his usuall self this morning. Said that it was good to see such a lot of fans from third world countries making it to the World Cup finals and then went onto name Chile, Costa Rica, Columbia and Mexico. The way he was talking it sounded like they had all come on their horse and cart or perhaps walked there. Idiot.
 
richardtheref said:
Warnock was his usuall self this morning. Said that it was good to see such a lot of fans from third world countries making it to the World Cup finals and then went onto name Chile, Costa Rica, Columbia and Mexico. The way he was talking it sounded like they had all come on their horse and cart or perhaps walked there. Idiot.
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And it's not as if they had to traipse half-way round the world!
 
Some idiot at Talksport as decided it was a Good idea to Put Cundy and Gough together on the Drive show today! Absolute Car crash radio it is!
 
Mothball said:
Some idiot at Talksport as decided it was a Good idea to Put Cundy and Gough together on the Drive show today! Absolute Car crash radio it is!
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Fucking drivel isn't it?

Main topic: Louis Van Gaal substituting the keeper means the title is heading back to the swamp next year.

Fucking clueless fucking cunts!
 
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