dadnlad
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Jim Smith sounded drunk this morning
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gordondaviesmoustache
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You do surprise me.dadnlad said:Jim Smith sounded drunk this morning
BoyBlue_1985
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How has head Zeppelin been this morning?
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Still depressed. He's still asking, almost pleading, "Davey'll be alright won't he?" He tried to take it out on a bloke called Matt Scott who was doing the business update, but Scott absolutely pulled his pants down and spanked him :) Scott was talking about the American economy and how it's bad 800,000 people weren't going to get paid and the knock on effect it would have. Brazil tried to have a dig back, calling him a "leftie" and that "it's just politics though isn't it, it's the Republicans putting the but in to Obama..." - was both surreal and embarrassing!
Enjoying it immensely. He seems to have moved on to "anger" on the 5 step model.
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Forgot to add, they were banging on about the £50m war chest for wee Davey in January and all of a sudden it's £25m for Baines! I think that is where he got upset with that Matt Scott fella as he was explaining the impact on "cash at the bank" and other accounting things. He went on to talk about Herrera in Jan and how if they got Baines, it wouldn't leave enough for Herrera based on the war chest and ow the rags are apparently doing things now. Scott came out with a cracking line about the summer targets: "....half hearted attempts to sign players whose non-signing probably suited the club."
Enjoying it immensely. He seems to have moved on to "anger" on the 5 step model.
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Forgot to add, they were banging on about the £50m war chest for wee Davey in January and all of a sudden it's £25m for Baines! I think that is where he got upset with that Matt Scott fella as he was explaining the impact on "cash at the bank" and other accounting things. He went on to talk about Herrera in Jan and how if they got Baines, it wouldn't leave enough for Herrera based on the war chest and ow the rags are apparently doing things now. Scott came out with a cracking line about the summer targets: "....half hearted attempts to sign players whose non-signing probably suited the club."
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Cork is doing an admirable impression of St Ronald of Dunmow in fairness to the lad. Quote of the day from Brazil with Cork chiming in to agree with him:
"Look, I'm not a United fan, nor is Dominic..."
I know a lot of people get wound up by the station's MO and myriad muppet presenters, pundits and sidekicks, but honestly for those who aren't tuning in on a regular basis for Brazil's breakfast show, you are missing so much fucking comedy gold. The meltdown is almost Les Dennis-esque.
"But, but, wee Davey? He'll be alright won't he? I mean sralix, the history, the club, the fans? Wee Davey? He'll be fine - won't he?"
It's brightening my mornings up no end I can tell you!
"Look, I'm not a United fan, nor is Dominic..."
I know a lot of people get wound up by the station's MO and myriad muppet presenters, pundits and sidekicks, but honestly for those who aren't tuning in on a regular basis for Brazil's breakfast show, you are missing so much fucking comedy gold. The meltdown is almost Les Dennis-esque.
"But, but, wee Davey? He'll be alright won't he? I mean sralix, the history, the club, the fans? Wee Davey? He'll be fine - won't he?"
It's brightening my mornings up no end I can tell you!
strongbowholic said:Cork is doing an admirable impression of St Ronald of Dunmow in fairness to the lad. Quote of the day from Brazil with Cork chiming in to agree with him:
"Look, I'm not a United fan, nor is Dominic..."
I know a lot of people get wound up by the station's MO and myriad muppet presenters, pundits and sidekicks, but honestly for those who aren't tuning in on a regular basis for Brazil's breakfast show, you are missing so much fucking comedy gold. The meltdown is almost Les Dennis-esque.
"But, but, wee Davey? He'll be alright won't he? I mean sralix, the history, the club, the fans? Wee Davey? He'll be fine - won't he?"
It's brightening my mornings up no end I can tell you!
^^^^PMSL Brilliant^^^^^
malg
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Absolutely spot on. Sralex is brilliant as well....it's exactly how he says it.strongbowholic said:Cork is doing an admirable impression of St Ronald of Dunmow in fairness to the lad. Quote of the day from Brazil with Cork chiming in to agree with him:
"Look, I'm not a United fan, nor is Dominic..."
I know a lot of people get wound up by the station's MO and myriad muppet presenters, pundits and sidekicks, but honestly for those who aren't tuning in on a regular basis for Brazil's breakfast show, you are missing so much fucking comedy gold. The meltdown is almost Les Dennis-esque.
"But, but, wee Davey? He'll be alright won't he? I mean sralix, the history, the club, the fans? Wee Davey? He'll be fine - won't he?"
It's brightening my mornings up no end I can tell you!
I love the 'Sralex asked them to give him time, and it's a 6 year contract, so they must honour Sralex's request as he's the greatest ever manager to ever manage any football team..........EVER'
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I'm telling you mate, it's classic Kubler-Ross:malg said:Absolutely spot on. Sralex is brilliant as well....it's exactly how he says it.strongbowholic said:Cork is doing an admirable impression of St Ronald of Dunmow in fairness to the lad. Quote of the day from Brazil with Cork chiming in to agree with him:
"Look, I'm not a United fan, nor is Dominic..."
I know a lot of people get wound up by the station's MO and myriad muppet presenters, pundits and sidekicks, but honestly for those who aren't tuning in on a regular basis for Brazil's breakfast show, you are missing so much fucking comedy gold. The meltdown is almost Les Dennis-esque.
"But, but, wee Davey? He'll be alright won't he? I mean sralix, the history, the club, the fans? Wee Davey? He'll be fine - won't he?"
It's brightening my mornings up no end I can tell you!
I love the 'Sralex asked them to give him time, and it's a 6 year contract, so they must honour Sralex's request as he's the greatest ever manager to ever manage any football team..........EVER'
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
After his minor spat with Matt Scott this morning, we are possibly seeing the transition to Anger - and there's still a whole three stages to go after that. I'm tempted to transcribe it all and palm it off to the BBC as a new comedy show, it's fucking brilliant.
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malg said:Absolutely spot on. Sralex is brilliant as well....it's exactly how he says it.strongbowholic said:Cork is doing an admirable impression of St Ronald of Dunmow in fairness to the lad. Quote of the day from Brazil with Cork chiming in to agree with him:
"Look, I'm not a United fan, nor is Dominic..."
I know a lot of people get wound up by the station's MO and myriad muppet presenters, pundits and sidekicks, but honestly for those who aren't tuning in on a regular basis for Brazil's breakfast show, you are missing so much fucking comedy gold. The meltdown is almost Les Dennis-esque.
"But, but, wee Davey? He'll be alright won't he? I mean sralix, the history, the club, the fans? Wee Davey? He'll be fine - won't he?"
It's brightening my mornings up no end I can tell you!
I love the 'Sralex asked them to give him time, and it's a 6 year contract, so they must honour Sralex's request as he's the greatest ever manager to ever manage any football team..........EVER'
The best bit for me is the way Cork said 'lets get it straight, WHOEVER took over this job it was going to be the biggest job in the world taking over from sralex after 200 years of him winning trophies.'
It's backs to the walls stuff. Are they telling me that any manager that went in after the pisscan would be struggling to win games and would only have 7 points after 6 games.
'He'll be alright won't he, were paaaalllsss, I have the upmost respect for Deeevveeeyyyyy'. Talksport is cracking entertainment at the moment, the united fan that called last night sticking up for the 'chosen one' and saying why aren't they slagging City off...then Durham drop kicked him with 'cause City battered you 4-1' was pure genius!!
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