Blue Til Death
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Sounds a lot more appetising than a parkthebus sat on us demanding we let them win something ...!
The funniest thing I heard them do was scientists taking the magnetic homing bit out of a pigeon's brain and implanting it into that of a soldier.
And proceeded to suck them dry of life, spirit, soul...As far as I recall, a succubus was a beautiful female demon who visited men in the night and straddled them, demanding sexual congress. Fair enough.
Good school you copped for, we had a Spinster Deputy and a Paedophile music teacher who got jailed .And proceeded to suck them dry of life, spirit, soul...
Did he make you play the pink oboe?Good school you copped for, we had a Spinster Deputy and a Paedophile music teacher who got jailed .
I think it was statutory to have at least one nonce teaching during my schooldays.Not me no, but several of the under privileged and under educated kids were his targets, Bummer Turner was how he was known.
We called our PE teacher Bummer Carter. He showed us his in situ jock strap every other week. He told us we'd all need one when we grew up a bit, and he would inspect us to see who needed one first.Not me no, but several of the under privileged and under educated kids were his targets, Bummer Turner was how he was known.
I think it was statutory to have at least one nonce teaching during my schooldays.
And one alcoholic - normally maths or history - and one psycho - metalwork, ours had left a borstal t come and teach us