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Andy Cole and Carlton Cole are two of the thickest people wandering the streets of this country, never mind being asked to articulate their opinions on television. Numb as piss stones the pair of them. Barely literate

Yeah always found Cole thick as shit back in the day, he seems to have resurfaced recently and now is on a lot of things. Listening to him droning on incoherently is painful. Cole first surfaced on the Breakfast Show with Laura Woods and was thoroughly dreadful, hasn't been on for ages as it seems he has already moved on to bigger and better things - god knows why, he is awful, nice bloke, but awful
 
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Yeah always found Cole this as shit back in the day, he seems to have resurfaced recently and now is on a lot of things. Listening to him droning on incoherently is painful. Cole first surfaced on the Breakfast Show with Laura Woods and was thoroughly dreadful, hasn't been on for ages as it seems he has already moved on to bigger and better things - god knows why, he is awful, nice bloke, but awful
Used to see Andrew Cole at maine road with his kid who I think was a city fan or in the academy. Never liked the surly ****
 
Listened in to the breakfast show for 5 minutes this morning and they were discussing Ray Parlours FA cup wins. Brazil asked him about one Incident when Parlour went down and received treatment and asked him why his brother's were stood up celebrating. Parlour explained that he was 7/2 to require treatment during the match and his brother's had placed a bet on it. Nothing dodgy there then.
 
Used to see Andrew Cole at maine road with his kid who I think was a city fan or in the academy. Never liked the surly ****
Devante was with us for a while,and showed decent promise initially.It has still earnt him a career in Scotland with Motherwell.

I think Andy had a lot of demons to deal with.
 
How the fuck has Brazil avoided a heart attack or failed to explode for this long, he’s a coroners dream, I bet there is car number played, bottles of whiskey and god knows what else swishing around his system... He should be recategorised as a dwarf planet ..!
He mixes formaldehyde with his Whisky the fat cnut
 
How the fuck has Brazil avoided a heart attack or failed to explode for this long, he’s a coroners dream, I bet there is car number plates, bottles of whiskey and god knows what else swishing around his system... He should be recategorised as a dwarf planet ..!
I’ve now got Images of Robert Shaw slicing open his stomach on the Studio Floor...thanks for that
 
How the fuck has Brazil avoided a heart attack or failed to explode for this long, he’s a coroners dream, I bet there is car number plates, bottles of whiskey and god knows what else swishing around his system... He should be recategorised as a dwarf planet ..!

He's auditioning for the fat fella in a remake of Seven.
 
How the fuck has Brazil avoided a heart attack or failed to explode for this long, he’s a coroners dream, I bet there are car number plates, bottles of whiskey and god knows what else swishing around his system... He should be re-categorised as a dwarf planet ..!
My immediate thought was of that scene in Jaws when they cut open a shark (not the shark)s belly...........
 
Devante was with us for a while,and showed decent promise initially.It has still earnt him a career in Scotland with Motherwell.

I think Andy had a lot of demons to deal with.
My lad played in a junior cricket match (U13'S i think which date
Andy Cole and Carlton Cole are two of the thickest people wandering the streets of this country, never mind being asked to articulate their opinions on television. Numb as piss stones the pair of them. Barely literate
Can we chuck Clinton Morrison into the mix here too?
 
Since lock down very rarely listen to TS, but travelling back up north today put H&J on (Is Andy Jacobs still there as it was Max Rushden?)

Anyway they had this journo on discussing Spurs and he said if they sell Kane then they need to invest the money right like they did with the Bale money..................with players like Luca Modric.

Fact that he left Spurs a year before Bale did is irrelevant :)

Also thought Liverpool were playing Brighton last game.

It's all about preperation
 
I’ve now got Images of Robert Shaw slicing open his stomach on the Studio Floor...thanks for that
Sorry to be an arse but it was Richard Dreyfus who cut open the Shark on the dock.

Robert Shaw is probably my all time favourite actor. Absolute tragedy that he died of a heart attack whilst in Ireland just 3 years after Jaws at the age of 51.

I believe he was in the running for James Bond earlier in his career and I think he would have made a great one.

Oh and Talksport is shite.
 
Since lock down very rarely listen to TS, but travelling back up north today put H&J on (Is Andy Jacobs still there as it was Max Rushden?)

Anyway they had this journo on discussing Spurs and he said if they sell Kane then they need to invest the money right like they did with the Bale money..................with players like Luca Modric.

Fact that he left Spurs a year before Bale did is irrelevant :)

Also thought Liverpool were playing Brighton last game.

It's all about preperation
Andy Jacobs is on 2 days i think(caring for his wife who has had some health, issues recently) H&J is one of the few shows i listen to on there now but i don't bother when Rushden is on .Shame because there is a real gap in the market for a decent talksport/football station.
 

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