Taxi Drivers

[Aphex]

Do you remember when they used to get out of the car and give you a knock?

One of the many things now that don't happen due to degradation of society.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Those lazy Asian drivers

 

[Yaya_Tony]

Do you remember when they used to get out of the car and give you a knock?

One of the many things now that don't happen due to degradation of society.

Fucking hints/counts/arseholes

 

[Aphex]

Those lazy Asian drivers

White ones too. A guy who drives us is old school.. his cab stinks of fags.. but he ain't for getting out of his seat.

 

[BlueMo']

A toot of the horn was about as good as it got.
If you were lucky they'd be right outside and not four fuckin' doors away.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Those lazy Asian drivers

White ones too. A guy who drives us is old school.. his cab stinks of fags.. but he ain't for getting out of his seat.

Fuck it, I stopped queueing at bus stops ten years ago mate.

 

[Aphex]

Do you remember when they used to get out of the car and give you a knock?

One of the many things now that don't happen due to degradation of society.

Fucking cunts/touts/arseholes

 

[Aphex]

Those lazy Asian drivers

White ones too. A guy who drives us is old school.. his cab stinks of fags.. but he ain't for getting out of his seat.

Fuck it, I stopped queueing at bus stops ten years ago mate.

Buses aren't taxis. Explain.

 

[Bill Walker]

When I first got to LA I got job as a taxi driver

I picked up John fuckin Wayne once

He lived on Balboa Island and he told me that Jed Clampett (Buddy Epsom) lived in that house over the street, he also gave me a big tip

Having seen most of his cowboy moves as a kid I was a bit starstruck to have this big guy in my cab in his famous drawl while I nervously drove along, I kept thinking, shit Ive got John fuckin Wayne in here with me...

 

[Aphex]

When I first got to LA I got job as a taxi driver

I picked up John fuckin Wayne once

He lived on Balboa Island and he told me that Jed Clampett (Buddy Epsom) lived in that house over the street, he also gave me a big tip

Having seen most of his cowboy moves as a kid I was a bit starstruck to have this big guy in my cab in his famous drawl while I nervously drove along, I kept thinking, shit Ive got John fuckin Wayne in here with me...

Enough off the name dropping. Did you get off your arse and knock on?

 

[dronefromsector7g]

White ones too. A guy who drives us is old school.. his cab stinks of fags.. but he ain't for getting out of his seat.

Fuck it, I stopped queueing at bus stops ten years ago mate.

Buses aren't taxis. Explain.

no

 

[Bill Walker]

When I first got to LA I got job as a taxi driver

I picked up John fuckin Wayne once

He lived on Balboa Island and he told me that Jed Clampett (Buddy Epsom) lived in that house over the street, he also gave me a big tip

Having seen most of his cowboy moves as a kid I was a bit starstruck to have this big guy in my cab in his famous drawl while I nervously drove along, I kept thinking, shit Ive got John fuckin Wayne in here with me...

Enough off the name dropping. Did you get off your arse and knock on?

well Ive only told that once, unlike the John Bonham story from jockstrap

 

[Aphex]

When I first got to LA I got job as a taxi driver

I picked up John fuckin Wayne once

He lived on Balboa Island and he told me that Jed Clampett (Buddy Epsom) lived in that house over the street, he also gave me a big tip

Having seen most of his cowboy moves as a kid I was a bit starstruck to have this big guy in my cab in his famous drawl while I nervously drove along, I kept thinking, shit Ive got John fuckin Wayne in here with me...

Enough off the name dropping. Did you get off your arse and knock on?

well Ive only told that once, unlike the John Bonham story from jockstrap

I always thought he was overrated, robotic almost. Bet he can't play like Steven Morris.

 

[Bill Walker]

Enough off the name dropping. Did you get off your arse and knock on?

well Ive only told that once, unlike the John Bonham story from jockstrap

I always thought he was overrated, robotic almost. Bet he can't play like Steven Morris.

not a great actor granted, but huge presence, 'get on yer hoyse, get outta town'

 

[scall11]

I hate the operators. If I work late, then I get a taxi home. Every time I ring the company the woman sounds reallly threatening. I'm giving it my best polite voice and being nice and cheery, and she sounds like I've just asked her to walk me home on her back.

Soz for giving you business! :)

 

[Bill Walker]

I hate the operators. If I work late, then I get a taxi home. Every time I ring the company the woman sounds reallly threatening. I'm giving it my best polite voice and being nice and cheery, and she sounds like I've just asked her to walk me home on her back.

Soz for giving you business! :)

haha the old 'sales prevention' method of answering the phone

 

[scotty123]

They are all very nice and pleasant in Urmston even the silly fucker with a rag tattoo on his leg, they all change to Ogres though 3 weeks before Christmas when you ask to be taken to the Trafford Centre

 

[toby]

They text you now telling you what car is arriving ( colour, reg ) and when it's outside your door .

 

[scotty123]

They text you now telling you what car is arriving ( colour, reg ) and when it's outside your door .

They one bell you in Urmston

 

[TINY]

I have some form of pathological hate for them. They clearly feel they either own the road, or that the rules of the road are more lenient to them. Twats.