I trained mixed martial arts for around six years in both this country and the US.....and i'm still SO bad at it.
Interesting tit bit: Quinton "Rampage" Jackson is not only a bad ass, but is funny as all hell when out drinking.
hmmm...a bit egotistical but some other stuff that may be of interest:
An ex girlfriend once attacked me with a pair of scissors.
I once witnessed a petite young woman get kicked full on in the face by a very large horse.
I've stood/fallen/been lacerated on/by several nails.
I dislocated my jaw playing rugby - it sucked
I once fell underneath a rather large boat - that also sucked
When in the states i wanted to try my hand at bull riding, instead they gave me a chance to ride a 4 foot "bucking pony". I lasted about 1.4 seconds, not the required 8