One aspect the media seem to roll with now and again is the notion that 'the whole world . . . .", "the whole nation . . . . . . .". "everyone . . . . ." would want to know or be enlightened with whatever the piece of news is that they are about to reveal. Tonight on local ITV (sport spot only included two of our goals!) they proclaim that everyone will want to know if the Dutch Toe Rag will do it at The Swamp. No, my dear Lucy, most of us couldn't give a flying fuck whilst spinning down the spirals at The Etihad.