Texts you are sending to your Rag mates this morning..

[Big Blue Swede]

I'll start:

Oops, that must have hurt. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!Get the fuck in. Have some of that Fergie time!

 

[rickmcfc]

I'm not texting any of them. I love it when they expect it and i just say nothing!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

'Champions in Fergie Time"

 

[manimanc]

CHAMP16ONS....

on the hour,every hour and all fuckin summer..

get the fuck in there you little dancer hahahahahaha

 

[Skashion]

CHAMP16ONS....

on the hour,every hour and all fuckin summer..

get the fuck in there you little dancer hahahahahaha

Surely the 6 is meant to replace the O...

 

[southstand117]

How do you get a cork back in a champagne bottle?
Ask a united fan

 

[TFC]

Whats red and goes beep beep?

Uniteds parade bus in reverse, going back into the garage...

 

[Manchester_City_Blue]

Mainly ones i've seen on here.

Aguero-£38Million
Tevez-£35Million
Nasri-£24Million

The look on Utd fans faces at Sunderland when they heard the MCFC score

PRICELESS
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Fergie got home & said to his wife "Get a DVD in tonight love, I need cheering up". His wife said, "Sure, how about gone in 60 seconds?"
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Credit to rags I hope they are in good Kompany. I can imagine this is a difficult time for United fans. Don't take it to Hart. Yaya gotta keep your head up. It wont be De Jong before you're smiling again. Look for the Silva lining. It may sound a bit Clichy but you'll be okay

 

[manimanc]

CHAMP16ONS....

on the hour,every hour and all fuckin summer..

get the fuck in there you little dancer hahahahahaha

Surely the 6 is meant to replace the O...

surely it is but i couldn`t give two fucks about the spelling,i`m sure they won`t be picking up on it do you????????????

 

[bernabias home shirt]

I had a few saying well done..

Then a couple that said we had finished joint top so not a moral victory,sad bitter bastards!