Texts you are sending to your Rag mates this morning..

[JC2]

Only have 1 rag mate and he had his mobile disconnected yesterday!! Not sure what time he did this but could it be just a coincidence? :)

 

[amy-lev]

I have also not sent any either - the simple smile on my face says it all! Hahaha

 

[ChrisBee]

It's still not sunk it yet for me, so not sent anything out.
Had a laugh at rag mates getting carried away on Facebook just before Aguero scored. Got a text last night from a rag mate (match-goer rather than armchair) congratulating us, said he was gutted but rather we won it than the scousers.

 

[baldmosher]

A rag mate of mine who is very easily wound up said (unprovoked) after watching MOTD of us sneak a draw vs Sunderland "you jammy bastards, City don't deserve to win the league, you're a disgrace, arguing with yourselves, Balotelli is a disgrace, blah blah blah, if City win the league this year you'll find me crying on the Runcorn Bridge"

Needless to say, at half time yesterday, I sent him this link:
<a class="postlink" href="http://g.co/maps/tb2ks" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://g.co/maps/tb2ks</a>

I spent half an hour in utter disbelief and then about an hour after full time when the network caught up with itself, I got a very long message that started bitterly, so I didn't read the rest, gave it to the wife to read and she couldn't believe it was his words, and said I didn't need to read it and shouldn't reply to it (spoilsport)

So today I sent him this:
<a class="postlink" href="http://i.minus.com/ibrbOoRe6fTRMf.gif" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://i.minus.com/ibrbOoRe6fTRMf.gif</a>

 

[al67]

I wouldn't give a rag the the steam from my shit, let alone spend valuable time texting any of the wankers!

 

[baldmosher]

So today I sent him this:
<a class="postlink" href="http://i.minus.com/ibrbOoRe6fTRMf.gif" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://i.minus.com/ibrbOoRe6fTRMf.gif</a>

His response, which I'm probably not going to bother to read in full, begins
"You do realise you're a ****, don't you? Laugh it up, we'll see you next yea..."

 

[Henkeman]

I had the majority of the following already written to text and added the last bit as I waited for my train at Piccadilly, sent it to all the rags who have given me hell for years and also to my City mates....

TICK TOCK

City lose at Arsenal, it’s all over TICK TOCK

Ashley dives at home to QPR 8 points lead TICK TOCK

Guard of honour awaits them at the Etihad TICK TOCK

Fred Done the bookie pays out TICK TOCK

T shirts printed with “20 titles” on them TICK TOCK

They lose to Wigan 8 becomes 5 TICK TOCK

3-1 up to Everton, Championees heard loud and clear at the swamp TICK TOCK

4-2 up against Everton and it’s even louder TICK TOCK

Stephen Pienaar TICK TOCK

City win at Wolves and 5 becomes 3 TICK TOCK

Baconface said scum can get 2 results in the biggest derby of all time,City can only get one TICK TOCK

Vincent Kompany TICK TOCK

Top of the league TICK TOCK

They have to go to Newcastle who are the form team, it’s not over yet says whisky nose. TICK TOCK

Yaya Toure TICK TOCK

2-1 down to QPR after 90 mins TICK TOCK

Scum celebrate at Sunderland TICK TOCK

Kun Aguero TICK TOCK

MAN CITY CHAMPIONS

TICK TOCK
TICK TOCK
TICK TOCK

Hope you've got a hell of a lot of free texts on your contract.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

just a simple lets all laugh at city

 

[BlueBas]

Text conversation between me & a Rag work mate

Me:
Hi Paul. Not even a congratulationary text? Bet you thought you'd won it! I certainly thought we'd lost it!
Him [09]:
I went into the day with no expectations but you did your best to throw it away;)
Congratulation anyway..... we blew it at Everton the other week!!
Me [09]:
You may not have expected it, but at the final whistle at Sunderland, I bet you hoped
:-D
Him [09]:
Yep... i was so close to dancing down the street !!
Me [09]:
;-)
I've just starting to comprehend what we've done! Was very drained yesterday!
Him [09]:
you weren't one of the fans who left before the final whistle were you? bet they were gutted!
Me [09]:
no, couldn't get a ticket :-(
never ever leave before the final whistle. Always stay to cheer the players off, win or lose
Him [09]:
At least the trophy will stay in Manchester.. not down south!
Me [09]:
No, for the first time in 44 years, the trophy is coming back to Manchester!

He hasn't replied!

 

[kippax_blueboy]

I am not sending any.

Not gloating or taking the piss like those twunts do.

We are champions better than them. The hard work starts now.

I want typical City to mean those Twunts have won the league again, Typical City.