Texts you are sending to your Rag mates this morning..

[roypaulknewmyfather]

I thought the only true rag I know was OK (for a rag) but when I sent him a message re the irony in Fergies "and they needed 5 extra mins" he went through the roof - "cheap shot, you're better than that etc" it's taken me 60 odd years to finally see they're all humourless buffoons.

 

[BatBlue]

I don't have rag friends!

 

[Dom38]

"Good season, fair play to that old **** keeping you in it so long"

Can't bring myself to brag, been on the receiving end of it far too many times.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Am so utterly fucking elated that don't want to spoil the mood by texting, emailing or even speaking to any rags today. But if just one more fucking bitter red starts moaning to me about where the hell 5 minutes of added time came from (oh the irony) or telling me that we drew so nothing to get excited about then I'm opening hositilities with a vengeance.

 

[Pam]

OUR TANKS.

YOUR LAWN.

THE END.

BTW, someone must have had a text prematurely shooting their load again. Also, did anyone get a "famous last texts" text from the twats?

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

On the way home in the Kebab shop (in Stretford) one RAG had a proper face on him so I just said to the bloke behind the counter to give him some more lemon on his kebab,

another RAG laughed to be fair

 

[Pam]

On the way home in the Kebab shop (in Stretford) one RAG had a proper face on him so I just said to the bloke behind the counter to give him some more lemon on his kebab,

another RAG laughed to be fair

Thaksin, I hope you're not implying that anyone in Trafford might be bitter.

 

[neverred76]

Now showing on MUTV "Gone in 60 seconds"