That’s it, problem solved.

To all the loyal supporters who have attended like myself over the last 45 years week in week out, I’m sorry to say but I’m bowing out and wish you all the best with this and up and coming seasons. Reason being the dreadful experience I've had buying and drinking the Heineken piss City are selling at the bars.

If anyone at City would like to get in-touch to discuss the matter, I would appreciate it.

My preferred scoop is either Beavertown Gamma Ray, that Spurs brew in their in-house micro-brewery, and sell under licence in their new stadium, or St Austell, Proper Job.

If you could stock and sell either of those beers on a matchday I would be very grateful, whilst the riff-raff, who don't know any better, continue drinking Heineken piss!
 
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If they were standing next to you at the urinals would you lean over and sneak a look at it?
I'm fat, i'm 51, and my chat may not be on point these days...I'll stick to the drunk bird spewing into the skips at the back of Mc'ds rather than chancing at stuff miles out of my league
 
It's only cold in the ground because of all the empty seats.
You youngsters are nesh if you think it’s cold in the ground! We’re Northerners, cold is only when it’s minus10! And even then it only means wearing socks with the sandals. Nesh, nesh I tell you nesh.
 
this may be against popular opinion, but the OP sounds like a serial complainer to me. All that’s missing is a photo of him in the MEN giving the thumbs down ‘compo face’ in his shorts. who else (seriously) would say they’re jacking in going to City because of some over officious steward on a single occasion. sounds like a convenient excuse to me. Lo and behold the club ‘reach out’ after this post and offer some compo (probably an upgrade to the tunnel club for a game) and all is forgiven. ITS A MIRACLE!!!!!!!
I would say i've come across an over zealous steward every time i go to the ground, and that's including when i went for me jab.
 
I can see you shopping somewhere like the in the 70's, Oakie.

Coming out with a pair of flared trousers, platform shoes, a shirt with fly away collars, and a kipper tie. You must have been a fanny magnet? ;-)
In 1975 mate I was into my second marriage and I was only 24 at the time.My first one lasted 11 months as I was seeing an old flame from school.
We have now been married for 46 years.
 
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The Tunnel Club entry and dress code.


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To all the loyal supporters who have attended like myself over the last 45 years week in week out, I’m sorry to say but I’m bowing out and wish you all the best with this and up and coming seasons. Reason being the dreadful experience I've had buying and drinking the Heineken piss City are selling at the bars.

If anyone at City would like to get in-touch to discuss the matter, I would appreciate it.

My preferred scoop is either Beavertown Gamma Ray, that Spurs brew in their in-house micro-brewery, and sell under licence in their new stadium, or St Austell, Proper Job.

If you could stock and sell either of those beers on a matchday I would be very grateful, whilst the riff-raff, who don't know any better, continue drinking Heineken piss!
It's funny you should mention Proper job ale
Aldi sell this for £1.49 and other decent bottled beers as cheap as £1.19 (Hobgoblin etc)
Why isn't there a bar in the stadium selling bottles that the staff pour for you at £4?
A minimum of £2.50 per drink profit and a good drink poured every time
 
You youngsters are nesh if you think it’s cold in the ground! We’re Northerners, cold is only when it’s minus10! And even then it only means wearing socks with the sandals. Nesh, nesh I tell you nesh.
Eccles, is that a woosh?
 
If this is the right thread for a whinge at the club , here's my ten penneth found out my 5g , 2 year old Samsung does not have NFC so ive had to buy an old shitter of a phone for £50 for matchdays that does have NFC , just another cost for wanting to attend matches.
Do the club consider for one minute their supporters financial situation post pandemic and in the middle of a recession, some pencil neck accoutant with his iphone13 makes a sales pitch to the club and calculates the matchday net spend for each supporter will now net another 0.32% profit.
You can bet your bottom dolllar the f*cker who brought in mobile ticketing has never paid to watch a game in his life.
Anyway all set for the Burnley game with a shit £50 NFC connected phone which saves me waiting 2 hours on the phone to customer services.
We better batter those six fingered f*ckers on Saturday after my investment in technology :)
 
Sort of...folk were being daft about things being cold and you said it was only cold because of the empty seats....yep I guess if I have to explain it it's a woosh!! :-)
I was meaning the original post said it's cold in the ground, your a long time dead....
 

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