That's that then.

[mancunial]

Shag her mum, worked for me?

 

[talkativesprout]

Phone Jezza up and make the little whore squirm in the lie detector seat.

apart from the twenty Malaysian dudes the goat and some tramp you bumped into outside liddle have you had intercourse with anyone else

 

[glen quagmire]

I like young bob. He has grown on here considerably, in the past year. He seems a tad sensitive, but i'd take emotion over the scrotey little chavs, you see hopping down the street, with their mckenzie jackets and a stone in their shoe.

If I'm in my car and see them, I shout at them through an open window.

Good on you mate.
Do they startle?

 

[SWP's back]

I like young bob. He has grown on here considerably, in the past year. He seems a tad sensitive, but i'd take emotion over the scrotey little chavs, you see hopping down the street, with their mckenzie jackets and a stone in their shoe.

If I'm in my car and see them, I shout at them through an open window.

Good on you mate.
Do they startle?

Do they ever!!

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

Whats her facebook?

 

[peoffrey]

Come on Bob, I thought you would have learned not to put stuff like this on BM after previous threads.

I know everything is relative yet what your 'going through' is nothing compared to what happens at the end of an adult relationship, where there are houses, debts and kids involved.

I have sympathy but come on Bob, not many people will see your relationship as a proper relationship anyway and asking for advice from people who have probably gone through hell with a break up is not a good move.

I like you Bob, and I'm not doubting how hurt you are, I just think you must enjoy people taking the piss because that's what happens every time you have made a thread like this.

Take it easy mate and keep yourself occupied by focusing your attentions on what else it is you in life that you really desire other than a relationship. I'm sure you have dreams and ambitions, start working on them, make some goals and channel your energy into them. You're young and have plenty of potential, be good to yourself lad!

Are you single? Perhaps the two of you could hook up. Bob can be your Toy Boy.

 

[uncle charlie wilson]

Whats her facebook?

What's her cup size, Bob?

 

[Ethan23]

Whats her facebook?

this

 

[TCIB]

Yeah, your young mate, just dont fuck it up in a few years when you meet the one for you.

Go out get smashed while your liver can take it :)

The healing starts in Edwards on picadilly then enlightenment comes after a few clubs, that or vomit, either is good.

Edit: ahh you dont drink, well then thats you fucked me old china

 

[rushts]

Bob, don't be nervous about getting out and about meeting and chatting up women. Just get in the local park at dusk and chloro-form one of the fuckers from behind, always works for me:-)