That's that then.

[element_mcfc]

find someone new



lol the gifs in this thread rock !

 

[lee-mcfc]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER UP BOB
i know how it feels but trust me in time you'll be fine + your only young

do what i do and shag as many girls possible. its the way forward.

dont trust him! he is planking on our mums

haha! true point.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Bob, remember when I said you were a **** but funny?

Well scrap the funny part and change it to mard arse.

Man the fuck up, just go out and get elbow deep in minge, you'll get over it pretty quick.

Did the fact that she came back from Malia with a fanny like a mixed kebab and spunk dripping out of her eyes not indicate this was going to happen?

Oh, and I am still mates with my ex. Hope that doesn't contradict others and confuse you.

Good luck.

ps. you're a fanny.

 

[CTID1988]

Bob, remember when I said you were a **** but funny?

Well scrap the funny part and change it to mard arse.

Man the fuck up, just go out and get elbow deep in minge, you'll get over it pretty quick.

Did the fact that she came back from Malia with a fanny like a mixed kebab and spunk dripping out of her eyes not indicate this was going to happen?

Oh, and I am still mates with my ex. Hope that doesn't contradict others and confuse me.

Good luck.

ps. you're a fanny.

Bingo.

I dont think it was malia that did it. He saw a pic of her on the pics of drunk women thread

 

[mcfc-mark]

grab some wellies and get yourself knee deep in clunge

 

[Pigeonho]

Bob, remember when I said you were a **** but funny?

Well scrap the funny part and change it to mard arse.

Man the fuck up, just go out and get elbow deep in minge, you'll get over it pretty quick.

Did the fact that she came back from Malia with a fanny like a mixed kebab and spunk dripping out of her eyes not indicate this was going to happen?

Oh, and I am still mates with my ex. Hope that doesn't contradict others and confuse me.

Good luck.

ps. you're a fanny.

Why sit on the fence Tim?!
Hahahah, Bob this is sound advice, if not a bit brutal! To be honest though brutal is what you need right now. No fannying about round the houses to see if you're ok, you need to be told how it is and what to do. Take it all in my little friend, take it all in.

 

[im_still_here]

My heart has been broken for the first time.

Any advice on how to move on from a 2 and a half year relationship?

2 n half years is nothing mate, just go out and slam your throbber in sum sluts gob

 

[borassic]

Bob, remember when I said you were a **** but funny?

Well scrap the funny part and change it to mard arse.

Man the fuck up, just go out and get elbow deep in minge, you'll get over it pretty quick.

Did the fact that she came back from Malia with a fanny like a mixed kebab and spunk dripping out of her eyes not indicate this was going to happen?

Oh, and I am still mates with my ex. Hope that doesn't contradict others and confuse you.

Good luck.

ps. you're a fanny.

One of the best posts i've ever witnessed on bluemoon.

 

[berger10]

Come on Bob, I thought you would have learned not to put stuff like this on BM after previous threads.

I know everything is relative yet what your 'going through' is nothing compared to what happens at the end of an adult relationship, where there are houses, debts and kids involved.

I have sympathy but come on Bob, not many people will see your relationship as a proper relationship anyway and asking for advice from people who have probably gone through hell with a break up is not a good move.

I like you Bob, and I'm not doubting how hurt you are, I just think you must enjoy people taking the piss because that's what happens every time you have made a thread like this.

Take it easy mate and keep yourself occupied by focusing your attentions on what else it is you in life that you really desire other than a relationship. I'm sure you have dreams and ambitions, start working on them, make some goals and channel your energy into them. You're young and have plenty of potential, be good to yourself lad!

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Come on Bob, I thought you would have learned not to put stuff like this on BM after previous threads.

I know everything is relative yet what your 'going through' is nothing compared to what happens at the end of an adult relationship, where there are houses, debts and kids involved.

I have sympathy but come on Bob, not many people will see your relationship as a proper relationship anyway and asking for advice from people who have probably gone through hell with a break up is not a good move.

I like you Bob, and I'm not doubting how hurt you are, I just think you must enjoy people taking the piss because that's what happens every time you have made a thread like this.

Take it easy mate and keep yourself occupied by focusing your attentions on what else it is you in life that you really desire other than a relationship. I'm sure you have dreams and ambitions, start working on them, make some goals and channel your energy into them. You're young and have plenty of potential, be good to yourself lad!

To be fair to him, he's such a boring sap that the chances of finding another girl must be slim

I'd be depressed if i was bob