The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[JASR]

As it is clear that almost nobody from the hordes of slavering nonCity fans have any clue on what the actual 115 alleged breaking of rules are, but we must be guilty of whatever the 115 are… I thought I’d start a thread for us to assist them, by individually listing them one at a time.

Limit of one rule broken per post. To assist the greatest footballing minds in understanding the seriousness of the situation that City actually face.

I’ll start:

rule 1.
That City did commit the heinous crime of running out of chips during a matchday event in a built up M postcode area without informing Everton.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

As it is clear that almost nobody from the hordes of slavering nonCity fans have any clue on what the actual 115 alleged breaking of rules are, but we must be guilty of whatever the 115 are… I thought I’d start a thread for us to assist them, by individually listing them one at a time.

Limit of one rule broken per post. To assist the greatest footballing minds in understanding the seriousness of the situation that City actually face.

I’ll start:

rule 1.
That City did commit the heinous crime of running out of chips during a matchday event in a built up M postcode area without informing Everton.

I was just thinking of starting this thread and the chip shortage disaster was my first thought!

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Rule Two, not letting the red wankers win pots.

 

[Elbow beards]

Rule 3, For not having a minutes silence when Phil left us. :(

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Rule 4
City were responsible for the B of the Bang failing.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rule 5
Denying Steven Gerrard a thoroughly deserved Premier League winners medal and causing the river Mersey to break its bank and flood areas.of the city of Liverpool in making Luis Suarez cry his eyes out

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Rule 6
Being responsible for most of Phil Jones’ ugliest moments

 

[i kne albert davy]

Rule 7 making Suarez cry like a baby.

 

[Winchester]

Rule 8
For allowing fans to do the Poznan
When no permission was granted by Lech Poznan

 

[meeesh]

Rule 9- Running out of chips