The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[BongoBlue]

Rule 10
For not keeping Everton informed. Look what's happened them now.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Rule 11
Not complying with Richard Scudamore's strategic plan of allowing a new Premier League winner ever 6 years.

 

[its a Barm]

Rule 9- Running out of chips

Twice bastards

 

[Elbow beards]

Rule 9- Running out of chips

That's rule 1.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Rule 12 - Making Bury go to the wall.

 

[meeesh]

That's rule 1.

Oh shit yea -ok then

Rule 9 - Upsetting the cartel by securing the title at such a late stage in a game

 

[dickie davies]

Rule 13 - Winning a first leg semi final by 9 goals to nil and by doing so, showing no respect

 

[lloydie]

Rule 14 - Failing to clear dogshit from No10 Ginnel on moving from Maine Rd in 2003 - as there is no statute of limitations for PL charges.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rule 15

Telling Hulk he wasn’t incredible.

 

[manclad]

Rule 5
Denying Steven Gerrard a thoroughly deserved Premier League winners medal and causing the river Mersey to break its bank and flood areas.of the city of Liverpool in making Luis Suarez cry his eyes out

Gerard slipped,
Suarez cried
The Scousers dreams had fuckin died. !!