The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[threespires]

Rule 16 - Failing to provide firework safety awareness training to our employees

 

[Elbow beards]

Rule 17, possession of 10 thousand inflatable bananas.

 

[bluebarry]

Rule 18, failure to find the "yellow team leader"

 

[Winchester]

Rule 19
For not telling us who Mr Banks was

 

[tregyblue61]

Rule 20:

Causing high energy prices due to excessive piss boiling

 

[BlueLou82]

Wont matter if you are cleared of every charge. The narrative is out there now and it will stick.

You could produce 1T of files proving your innocence but some people will never believe it. Its what happens these days.

Best not to get yourselves wound up about it.

 

[Elbow beards]

Wont matter if you are cleared of every charge. The narrative is out there now and it will stick.

You could produce 1T of files proving your innocence but some people will never believe it. Its what happens these days.

Best not to get yourselves wound up about it.

Wrong thread mate, this is a light hearted piss take thread :)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rule 21 - Not informing Everton.

 

[WickyWain]

Rule 22 - Fans invading the Etihad pitch like a bunch of criminals.

 

[NatalieM008]

Rule 23 - Scoring too fast in the FA Cup final