The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[Oyster28catcher]

I won £900 on that game. Should I give it back?

That amount could be the difference between us passing FFP and being ignored

 

[KS55]

Deliberately driving the team bus at bricks bottles and cans.

 

[KS55]

Breaking Rule 37(b) whatever it said, even before it was a rule.

 

[xmusampa]

Having the audacity to win stuff both in and out of his nibs lifetime!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Rule whatever: Breaking copyright by using Transport for London's 'Mind the Gap' without permission.

 

[madloaf]

Rule 69: I just wanted to say it first.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Rule 72
Selling greenalls at maine road and enforcing fans to suffer from ‘greenalls wind’

 

[xmusampa]

Damaging the environment from being proud past owners of the largest floodlights in the universe

 

[xmusampa]

Rule 73- refusing to play Thursday nights anymore.

 

[superwatsonwatson]

Rule 74, for not guaranteeing utd to finish above City.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rule 74, for not guaranteeing utd to finish above City.

Disrespectful to the ticket tout

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rule 75
Charged with Cultural Appropriation with fans stealing the Poznan without asking / seeking approval

 

[Snape]

Rule 84 - Displaying that Tevez poster

 

[Wayneclarkemunchescarrots]

Charge 76 - breaching the trades description act by referring to Pearce and ball as managers .
Charge 77 moral indecency, whilst children starved , Swales hairpiece was made of shredded wheat

 

[LWashington]

Rule 78 : Too many cat gifs.

 

[LWashington]

Rule 79 : When Demichelis scored his 35 yard screamer, there was a small child in row 4 eating the wrong flavour crisps.

 

[LWashington]

Rule 80 : Redefining the basics of football.

 

[NatalieM008]

Rule 81: Repeatedly mentioning the Hillsborough disaster in chants

 

[madloaf]

Rule 82: For might as well being Celtic.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

83 : Not having a goal keeper in charge of an offensive hair do.