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The 6-1 was like a bully getting his comeuppance
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bluestevei
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mcfcirlam said:jonmcfc said:In pub yesterday fella and his bird were leaving so gave me their table to sit at.
I took my jacket of to reveal my city badge on my polo shirt,which was noticed by his mrs.
She then went into a rant if she had known then they wouldn`t of offered me the table, and her fella pretended to spit at me twice.
I sat there wth a big smile on my face as they walked out.
I didn`t have to say a word,Damn it felt so good.
At the semi final at Wembley I was in Club Wembley as a guest of a band.
The corporate area was in Uniteds end, un be known to me and I walked up the stairs behind the singer and was asked by a well to do looking middle aged lady if that was the person. I said yes and she said is he Blue or Red.
When I told her he was Blue she lost her title as a lady when she said
" Well he can F**K OFF then, to which I gave her a volley of verbal insults which then made her husband stand up and it was getting silly by now.
I saw them disappearing down the steps at full time so sent them on their way with more insults.
I hope they attended the swamp for the demolition as they must be sick of hearing City celebrating against them.
Any Rags I speak to now try to avoid the subject, they know whats coming.
didnt you mean 10 mins before the end
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georgi kinkladze's magic boots said:Best day of my life. Smashing them at Old Trafford, I think they'll never forget it it. It should have been 10.
The day Balotelli became a legend. Those goals, that celebration.
I found a great video of Super Mario's goals.....<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxtetDES31U" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxtetDES31U</a>
I think Mario's first goal is very under-rated. The placement was perfect; any harder and it would have gone wide; any softer and it would have been cut out by Dodgy de Gea or a defender.
It didn't even make the club's Goals of the Month for October. I can't understand it.
Getting on like a house on fire with fellow exhibitor (brummie) at a show until their rag screensaver pops up and I of course start ribbing about the
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The free flowing conversation pretty much ended there :-)
New rag at work (sussex) equally stymied and tongue tied when we talk about our teams.
Openly laughing at rags in rag shirts is enjoyable. (Always was but more so now).
Stunned disbelief that the shoe is on the other foot and no idea how to respond to the piss taking.
They'd best get used to it though.
Take it Take it Take it.
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The free flowing conversation pretty much ended there :-)
New rag at work (sussex) equally stymied and tongue tied when we talk about our teams.
Openly laughing at rags in rag shirts is enjoyable. (Always was but more so now).
Stunned disbelief that the shoe is on the other foot and no idea how to respond to the piss taking.
They'd best get used to it though.
Take it Take it Take it.
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Vienna_70 said:georgi kinkladze's magic boots said:Best day of my life. Smashing them at Old Trafford, I think they'll never forget it it. It should have been 10.
The day Balotelli became a legend. Those goals, that celebration.
I found a great video of Super Mario's goals.....<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxtetDES31U" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxtetDES31U</a>
I think Mario's first goal is very under-rated. The placement was perfect; any harder and it would have gone wide; any softer and it would have been cut out by Dodgy de Gea or a defender.
It didn't even make the club's Goals of the Month for October. I can't understand it.
Totally agree mate, it was a beautifully taken goal, the way he opens up his body and plays the shot blind round the side of the defenders into the only real place it could have gone on that side, brilliance and instinct rolled into one.
bluestevei said:mcfcirlam said:jonmcfc said:In pub yesterday fella and his bird were leaving so gave me their table to sit at.
I took my jacket of to reveal my city badge on my polo shirt,which was noticed by his mrs.
She then went into a rant if she had known then they wouldn`t of offered me the table, and her fella pretended to spit at me twice.
I sat there wth a big smile on my face as they walked out.
I didn`t have to say a word,Damn it felt so good.
At the semi final at Wembley I was in Club Wembley as a guest of a band.
The corporate area was in Uniteds end, un be known to me and I walked up the stairs behind the singer and was asked by a well to do looking middle aged lady if that was the person. I said yes and she said is he Blue or Red.
When I told her he was Blue she lost her title as a lady when she said
" Well he can F**K OFF then, to which I gave her a volley of verbal insults which then made her husband stand up and it was getting silly by now.
I saw them disappearing down the steps at full time so sent them on their way with more insults.
I hope they attended the swamp for the demolition as they must be sick of hearing City celebrating against them.
Any Rags I speak to now try to avoid the subject, they know whats coming.
didnt you mean 10 mins before the end
If not 20 minutes. Some of the twats left at 0-3.
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TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
Absolutely love that part from 27 seconds in until 50 seconds. Can any of you make a ringtone or sms alert message out of it?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SoDCkCDfzU[/youtube]
Absolutely love that part from 27 seconds in until 50 seconds. Can any of you make a ringtone or sms alert message out of it?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SoDCkCDfzU[/youtube]
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MCC said:TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
Absolutely love that part from 27 seconds in until 50 seconds. Can any of you make a ringtone or sms alert message out of it?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SoDCkCDfzU[/youtube]
"Have that all day long!"
Love it!
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It's bluesmith from on here isn't it?Vienna_70 said:MCC said:TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
Absolutely love that part from 27 seconds in until 50 seconds. Can any of you make a ringtone or sms alert message out of it?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SoDCkCDfzU[/youtube]
"Have that all day long!"
Love it!
Top banana, he has created a new catchphrase. Even my five year old nephew is saying it now when he scores a goal in the back garden.
He's a true Blue legend now, absolutely no question about it:
1-0: "Go, go, GO!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Take it, take it! Mad Mario-o-o-o! We're 'avin' that ALL - DAY - LONG!!!!!"
Vinny chops WeakPrick (with Lescott covering so there's no chance of a red card you Rag dummies): "Look at Welbeck now, what's he gonna do?? " "You didn't even see it it and 'it's a red'?"
Exeunt Evans: "O---o-o-o-o-o-O-O-O-O-HHH - PENALTY! It's gotta be, it's gotta be - what's 'e moanin' about? YEE-ESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Take that Jonny Evans! Take it, take it!" (does sexual gyration off the chair to, ahem, emphasise the "take it!" content)2-0: "Ohhhh YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Balotelli TWO!!! Why always me? I don't know Balotelli but I'm LOVIN' IT!!! Time for the Poznan I reckon, are ya joinin' in?" (laughs deeply like Dad does when he finds Mum with her black lingerie on, face down on the bed with her ass in the air)
3-0: "Oh - YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! UN-BER-LEEVABULL!!!! WE'RE AVIN' THAT ALL DAY LONG!! Three nil at the Swamp!!! It's the stuff of DREAMS!" (by now his face has the contorted look of a child absolutely terrified that his best-ever Christmas present is about to be ruthlessly snatched out of his little hands mere seconds after he opened it) "Live it up Blue boys, live it up! Arrhhh, look at his sad chops, look at his sad chops, I can't believe it - THREE NIL AT- THE - SWAMP" (by now his disbelief is all but tangible)
3-1: The Rag celebrates as if it's an equaliser. Our hero settles for a sneer and "No chance". He knows their bolt is well and truly shot, and it shows.
4-1: "Go, go, GO - YEE-ESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Is it? IS it? IT IS!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH - HAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
5-1: "...keep goin', embarrass 'em, embarrass 'em, yeeaaahhhhh!" (by now it's notable that each 'yes' is getting less empahsised, as if he knows it's now expected that City will go through them like knives with every attack) "'Ave that!! 5-1!!! 'Ave that all day long!! Take that Bobby Charlton! Take it! I'm LOVIN' this!!"
6-1 (and the coup de grace - by now he's begging like a sex-starved punter being totally ignored in a Bangkok brothel) "Oh PLEASE, PLEASE... (with the facial expression aof a man laying the biggest loaf in the history of the entire universe, and all the attendant bodily quivering) "YEE-ESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SIX!!! HIT FOR SIX!!!! KNOCKED OUT OF THE PARK!!! Look at that!!! Lovin' it!!!! Where d'you go from 'ere?? Where DO YOU GO from 'ere?"
Like us, Sky must have thought all of their birthdays had come together with this performance. It even tops the Spurs FA Cup phoenix and the 2-1 Munich half century as the best CITY Fanzone I've ever seen. Take a bow son, you well and truly earned it for summing up what every City - no, every non-Pestilence - fan was feeling every step of the way. The club should reward him with an honorary private box and pre-match centre circle interview before the April 28 sequel.
1-0: "Go, go, GO!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Take it, take it! Mad Mario-o-o-o! We're 'avin' that ALL - DAY - LONG!!!!!"
Vinny chops WeakPrick (with Lescott covering so there's no chance of a red card you Rag dummies): "Look at Welbeck now, what's he gonna do?? " "You didn't even see it it and 'it's a red'?"
Exeunt Evans: "O---o-o-o-o-o-O-O-O-O-HHH - PENALTY! It's gotta be, it's gotta be - what's 'e moanin' about? YEE-ESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Take that Jonny Evans! Take it, take it!" (does sexual gyration off the chair to, ahem, emphasise the "take it!" content)2-0: "Ohhhh YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Balotelli TWO!!! Why always me? I don't know Balotelli but I'm LOVIN' IT!!! Time for the Poznan I reckon, are ya joinin' in?" (laughs deeply like Dad does when he finds Mum with her black lingerie on, face down on the bed with her ass in the air)
3-0: "Oh - YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! UN-BER-LEEVABULL!!!! WE'RE AVIN' THAT ALL DAY LONG!! Three nil at the Swamp!!! It's the stuff of DREAMS!" (by now his face has the contorted look of a child absolutely terrified that his best-ever Christmas present is about to be ruthlessly snatched out of his little hands mere seconds after he opened it) "Live it up Blue boys, live it up! Arrhhh, look at his sad chops, look at his sad chops, I can't believe it - THREE NIL AT- THE - SWAMP" (by now his disbelief is all but tangible)
3-1: The Rag celebrates as if it's an equaliser. Our hero settles for a sneer and "No chance". He knows their bolt is well and truly shot, and it shows.
4-1: "Go, go, GO - YEE-ESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Is it? IS it? IT IS!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH - HAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
5-1: "...keep goin', embarrass 'em, embarrass 'em, yeeaaahhhhh!" (by now it's notable that each 'yes' is getting less empahsised, as if he knows it's now expected that City will go through them like knives with every attack) "'Ave that!! 5-1!!! 'Ave that all day long!! Take that Bobby Charlton! Take it! I'm LOVIN' this!!"
6-1 (and the coup de grace - by now he's begging like a sex-starved punter being totally ignored in a Bangkok brothel) "Oh PLEASE, PLEASE... (with the facial expression aof a man laying the biggest loaf in the history of the entire universe, and all the attendant bodily quivering) "YEE-ESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SIX!!! HIT FOR SIX!!!! KNOCKED OUT OF THE PARK!!! Look at that!!! Lovin' it!!!! Where d'you go from 'ere?? Where DO YOU GO from 'ere?"
Like us, Sky must have thought all of their birthdays had come together with this performance. It even tops the Spurs FA Cup phoenix and the 2-1 Munich half century as the best CITY Fanzone I've ever seen. Take a bow son, you well and truly earned it for summing up what every City - no, every non-Pestilence - fan was feeling every step of the way. The club should reward him with an honorary private box and pre-match centre circle interview before the April 28 sequel.