The alternate 100 charges thread

[Chi-town blues]

For Red nose gifting expensive watch to clattenburg .

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

FA Charge 67: Moonbeam and Moonchester are not actually Aliens

 

[Mr Edward's shoe mirror]

 

[RayCTID]

For opposing VAR

 

[stonerblue]

Wanton and malicious pissing off of fergie

 

[RayCTID]

For the temerity of challenging English football's ruling bodies

 

[Oystercatcher28]

Watering the playing surface in full knowledge that Ben Thatcher was due to play.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

I’ve seen some cracking quips about the 101 charges generously bestowed on us by the PL, so I thought what better way than to get em all in one place and see if we can actually get to 101 & make it a thread to read for a bit of light relief (not that kind:) I don’t actually have one of my own either!

 

[BlueBas]

 

[Inca Roads Bert]

Yanks on their not so new proxy war to seize football and turn it into a franchise, á la their riot geared hand egg, taking advantage that the Brits powers that be are their minions and lapdogs.

Trafford Buccaneers and KlAnfield RedSox their warships.

Caucasity against City.