The alternate 100 charges thread

Not helping the rags with their ( never decreasing ) £500m debt, like good neighbours should !
 
Sure there’s a jay-z song about this.

Ninety nine problems but the pitch ain't one

If you having club problems I feel bad for you son

I got ninety nine problems but the pitch ain't one, hit me
 
Lavinda Past said:
It is alleged that a high ranking employee of Manchester City, a Mrs Bertina Bertison, in her position as assistant concourse sweeper, did knowingly and wilfully open a multipack of Coca Cola 300ml cans, at least one of which was subsequently sold to Mr D. Doodough-Dontdydough, an unwitting member of the public attending a football game held at the Etihad Stadium.
Such action was in clear contravention of a marking on said can that it was part of a multipack, and must not be sold individually.
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Brilliant!
 
(Chelmsford) rule 123: for wilfully not challenging public service funds to build more than 4 easily accessible (from a club stadium) tram stops, spread over 3 tram lines with mandatory doubles and having no infrastructure upgrades on match days, by limiting access to a single stop, on a single line, with compulsory singles , with unlimited infrastructure cancellations on match days.

Rule 123a: malicious and unprovoked use of the application of rule 123 by supporters from the ‘urlyleafers’ denomination
 
For not adding unauthorised Premier League ticketing website content links to the club page, to encourage freedom of choice.
 
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