The alternate 100 charges thread

[Oystercatcher28]

F1e. Still paying Danny Mills?
U571.Tapping up Didi Hamann on his train journey to Bolton?
CuJ. Chippygate.
K3d. Wearing an away shirt versus Boro AND using two keepers?
EiO. Farming out players on an industrial level to Southampton.
DoA. Not easing off Sir Alex in his lifetime.

Pending further investigation:
Witness testimonial: "I saw the City mobility access minibus double parked by the club shop. It was the one called Yaya, offloading cakes with candles to a booked party event."

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Shergar kidnapped by Franny Lee

 

[remember arthur mann]

It is alleged that a high ranking employee of Manchester City, a Mrs Bertina Bertison, in her position as assistant concourse sweeper, did knowingly and wilfully open a multipack of Coca Cola 300ml cans, at least one of which was subsequently sold to Mr D. Doodough-Dontdydough, an unwitting member of the public attending a football game held at the Etihad Stadium.
Such action was in clear contravention of a marking on said can that it was part of a multipack, and must not be sold individually.

A very serious matter.

 

[skillman]

Not having season ticket holders' names in alphabetical order anymore on the spirals outside the ground

 

[gloryhuntersince85]

the 'Welcome to Manchester' poster

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Falsely inflating attendances with club shop wearing mannequins to fill in the gaps at The Emptyhad..

 

[FantasyIreland]

Allowing Danny Mills and Lee Bradbury to impersonate footballers.

 

[fathellensbellend]

Some out of date Hollands pies from the Peter Swales era were reheated and sold at full price at the Thomas Cook Trophy, and not declared

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I have had more than 100 joints in the South Stand toilets.

 

[Eds]

We have been charged with knowingly using Dwarf Ryegrass instead of the league approved Slender Creeping Red Fescue for the pitch contrary to the red shirts ban on this type of grass.