The alternate 100 charges thread

[jrb]

Thought it was 101 charges?

Sheikh Mansour buying 100 tickets and giving them away to under privileged kids and schools.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Charge 67:
Moonchester and Moonbeam aren’t actually aliens.

(Shamelessly pinched from Twitter)

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

For allowing Coldplay to book 4 nights playing at the Etihad in June 2023.

Four nights!

oh if they ever caused you trouble......

 

[HorlocksWalk]

I am sure I got the wrong change from the bar at block 106, I was a bit pissed but include it anyway

 

[Lavinda Past]

Charged with spelling "shit" incorrectly on half and half scarves at the Manchester derby.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Putting currants in balti pies

Agreed. Makes me wonder what was the raisin was to put them in a pie.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Aggressive walking. Historical offences stretching back to 1998 in York. No video evidence, just 376 thousand witnesses not willing to give a statement.

 

[Blue Tooth]

Agreed. Makes me wonder what was the raisin was to put them in a pie.

Pruning costs.

 

[supercity88]

Failure to keep home fans safe by allowing Liverpool and Chelsea fans to throw things from SSL3.

 

[Lowtower]

Vending machines and £2 chocolate bars