The annual how to get rid of trick or treaters thread

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Free virtual pint offered to the poster who comes up with the most ingenious/sneaky was of getting rid of these little pests.......

Several years ago, I fixed a notice saying "Please to NOT knock or ring the doorbell as there is a baby asleep upstairs"

This worked fine for several hours until some smart Alec pointed out I lived in a bungalow.....

 

[foetus]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I think we may have an early contender here...:)

 

[leithblue]

Hand the first set of kids a copy of The Watchtower and ask them whether they've accepted Jesus into their lives.

Word'll get around pretty quickly and they'll never be back


That or answer the door dressed as Jimmy Savile

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Go out instead.

Meeting Mrs Moon late afternoon after work, on the Metro and then eating/drinking in Manchester, back home for 10.00pm won't have any of the little shits disturbing me but may well see some hot girls dressed to kill while out.

Either that or sit in the dark with headphones on so everyone thinks your out.

 

[TCIB]

Go to the pub like i shall be doing.

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Answer the door naked.

 

[york away to this!]

I just sit in a thong on the doorstep with a big bag of sweets...

 

[andyhinch]

I answer the door with a large axe, with stawberry jam on it and say trick, say come in with a big smile, it seems to work :)
PS the ex would never let me fire up the chainsaw :(

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Hand the first set of kids a copy of The Watchtower and ask them whether they've accepted Jesus into their lives.

Word'll get around pretty quickly and they'll never be back


That or answer the door dressed as Jimmy Savile