The annual how to get rid of trick or treaters thread

[stony]

I used to hate the cunts. They'd turn up on your doorstep sometimes days before Halloween and sing two lines of 'Halloweens coming' and hold their hands out for money. It was effectively demanding money with menaces. Most of the time they were teenagers and if you didn't cough up you'd get your windows egged, or worse.
Where I am now we still get trick or treaters, but they are all young kids aged about 5 or 6 and they are always dressed up in full costumes and they have their parents with them too.
So we get a big back of sweets and let them pick some out, and they are always polite. We actually look forward to it these days.

 

[BimboBob]

I used to hate the cunts. They'd turn up on your doorstep sometimes days before Halloween and sing two lines of 'Halloweens coming' and hold their hands out for money. It was effectively demanding money with menaces. Most of the time they were teenagers and if you didn't cough up you'd get your windows egged, or worse.
Where I am now we still get trick or treaters, but they are all young kids aged about 5 or 6 and they are always dressed up in full costumes and they have their parents with them too.
So we get a big back of sweets and let them pick some out, and they are always polite. We actually look forward to it these days.

My missus is the same. Big bag of sweets all ready for the little treaters.


Me?


Bucket of water and a growling "fuck off twats" if I had my way.

 

[kp789]

I used to hate the c**ts. They'd turn up on your doorstep sometimes days before Halloween and sing two lines of 'Halloweens coming' and hold their hands out for money. It was effectively demanding money with menaces. Most of the time they were teenagers and if you didn't cough up you'd get your windows egged, or worse.
Where I am now we still get trick or treaters, but they are all young kids aged about 5 or 6 and they are always dressed up in full costumes and they have their parents with them too.
So we get a big back of sweets and let them pick some out, and they are always polite. We actually look forward to it these days.

I sort of think that if they have made the effort to get dressed up etc and someone is being responsible by supervising them then fair enough. It is a bit of fun and they get to dress up and eat a bit of chocolate.

If they put my windows through on the way down the drive down they are getting the hose.

 

[johnny on the spot]

How about giving out a few cheap sweets to be neighbourly and not being a mean old **** for once?

The Halloween kids round our way always make an effort and know their manners. The parents are always sound as well no problem with it at all.

 

[Bluemoon115]

I don't mind the kids, it's for them.

Time to bin these fucking knobheads at work who dress up and make you join in the "forced fun" bullshit they do for shit like this. Seriously, you need to get a fucking life, I'm your co-worker, not your fucking family (even they don't want to know you), don't tell me what I've "got to do" just because you've got no fucking friends.

FUCK OFF!

(Been holding on to that one all day)

 

[crazyg]

I used to hate the c**ts. They'd turn up on your doorstep sometimes days before Halloween and sing two lines of 'Halloweens coming' and hold their hands out for money. It was effectively demanding money with menaces. Most of the time they were teenagers and if you didn't cough up you'd get your windows egged, or worse.
Where I am now we still get trick or treaters, but they are all young kids aged about 5 or 6 and they are always dressed up in full costumes and they have their parents with them too.
So we get a big back of sweets and let them pick some out, and they are always polite. We actually look forward to it these days.

Same here. My late wife was a childminder for 23 years, and we had a plastic orange container shaped like a pumpkin that was filled
with sweets every year. It used to be mainly the kids she minded that came round, with their parents, but now it's their kids!

If they don't turn up, anyone for sweets?

 

[aguero93:20]

Hand the first set of kids a copy of The Watchtower and ask them whether they've accepted Jesus into their lives.

Word'll get around pretty quickly and they'll never be back


That or answer the door dressed as Jimmy Savile

Winner.

 

[kaz7]

No-one said set fire to the little buggars yet?

 

[scotty123]

I just sit the Mrs in the front room window with no make up on, enough to frighten cats

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Tie them up.