The are we allowed the "it's quiet" thread yet? thread.

[Gareth Barry Manilow]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lionel Messi to club bosses: &#39;Let me join Manchester City.&#39; <a href="https://t.co/7lBK0VoPSQ">https://t.co/7lBK0VoPSQ</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MCFC?src=hash">#MCFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/barcelona?src=hash">#barcelona</a></p>&mdash; Lara Earls (@BestITKReporter) <a href="">August 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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From the same site:

'Raheem Sterling set to join VfL Wolfsburg.' http://soccer-rumours.com/?story=3&buying=10&selling=18&player=3&alias=2&bid=46

 

[lee_wsm]

what a wind up

 

[Decepticon]

Keep it a secret!!!

 

[SWP's back]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lionel Messi to club bosses: &#39;Let me join Manchester City.&#39; <a href="https://t.co/7lBK0VoPSQ">https://t.co/7lBK0VoPSQ</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MCFC?src=hash">#MCFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/barcelona?src=hash">#barcelona</a></p>&mdash; Lara Earls (@BestITKReporter) <a href="">August 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Biggest load of shite ever. Also says we are "back in for a Per Mertasacker and Sours are in for Ronaldo"

 

[TonyM]

surely it aint messi.....that would break the internet let alone the forum!

it has to be stones surely....saviour etc

Stones is a better footballer than Messi according to some on here.

Personally I think Messi is the better defender.

 

[deano ou812]

Reckon it's stones which we knew was looking likely and I will also say Suarez is what is getting tolmie excited ..

 

[SWP's back]

Stones is a better footballer than Messi according to some on here.

Personally I think Messi is the better defender.

Wahey

 

[kippax kid]

Got to be messing with out heads here, surely not.....?

 

[Ashleymcduff]

surely it aint messi.....that would break the internet let alone the forum!

it has to be stones surely....saviour etc

If Tolmie searched on YouTube and uploaded a darkness video for John stones if be gutted

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Ffs another unproductive day at work tomorrow whilst I watch this thread

Unlike Tolmie to post quite so many videos though .....got to be something huge