The Asian Bog

We had both types in our house in Thailand. I prefer the Western style but the wife preferred the squat version. We often had Thai guests and they would usually squat even on the Western ones. I do prefer the bum guns they have there though.
 
The choice of seat plays an important role in a toilet. I used to deliver to offices all over country and have had a crap in most of them. The worst was a toilet seat that had camber on it sloping towards the pan. It meant your arse cheeks were pushed together. I'm sure they looked nice and perky but trying to squeeze out a morning log was nearly impossible. After much thrutching and pushing it would come out like it had been through a mangle. The best one I encountered was in the stationary stores of Burnley council. It had one of those old fashioned 3/4 wooden seats bolted directly onto the pot. It looked old fashioned but it had the effect of lifting and separating your cheeks and the turds just used to fall out.
 
I knew someone who went to a bog in India that was full to the brim of excrement, but he was desperate so he perched himself just above the foul stinking mass .

However, he suddenly got a fit of hiccups and siphoned the lot up.................
 
The choice of seat plays an important role in a toilet. I used to deliver to offices all over country and have had a crap in most of them. The worst was a toilet seat that had camber on it sloping towards the pan. It meant your arse cheeks were pushed together. I'm sure they looked nice and perky but trying to squeeze out a morning log was nearly impossible. After much thrutching and pushing it would come out like it had been through a mangle. The best one I encountered was in the stationary stores of Burnley council. It had one of those old fashioned 3/4 wooden seats bolted directly onto the pot. It looked old fashioned but it had the effect of lifting and separating your cheeks and the turds just used to fall out.
beautifully described :)
 
LOL these stories make me greatful for western plumbing.

Should this be merged with the Valentines Day thread? The sentiments are about the same.

I had my first proper dump this morning, the train bog was quite traumatic for me, it has taken time to recover. We are on the way back to Dalian tomorrow morning, my lovely step daughter has been wise enough to split the journey up. 6 hours on a slow train and then another 6 hours on the CRH, the reason for doing so is that there is a higher probability of 'proper' bogs on the CRH.
Happy valentine's day :)
 
I had my first proper dump this morning, the train bog was quite traumatic for me, it has taken time to recover. We are on the way back to Dalian tomorrow morning, my lovely step daughter has been wise enough to split the journey up. 6 hours on a slow train and then another 6 hours on the CRH, the reason for doing so is that there is a higher probability of 'proper' bogs on the CRH.
Happy valentine's day :)

"first proper dump" Have you only just been weaned?
 

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