The Balotelli List

[NathanC]

<3 Mario.

 

[mattydale]

Mario Balotelli is one of the Funniest guys I can read/hear, if he started being a little more racist than Frankie Boyle, he would get the top spot for me. Mario to become a City legend

 

[CaptainCarlos]

lmao, funny stuff.
How does this contribute to the team tho......

TeamSpirit!!

 

[southaustralianblue]

but how many actually happened and how many are made up

 

[123abcd]

he does dumb and silly stuff off the pitch...fine. When that starts translating into bad behavior on the pitch then we have a problem.

o wait; already there.

Love the guy and would pay to see a Balo comedy stand up show but an elite European contended team cannot depend on the consistency of an individual as inconsistant as balo.

just my 2 cents

 

[Jaskosss]

he does dumb and silly stuff off the pitch...fine. When that starts translating into bad behavior on the pitch then we have a problem.

o wait; already there.

Love the guy and would pay to see a Balo comedy stand up show but an elite European contended team cannot depend on the consistency of an individual as inconsistant as balo.

just my 2 cents

nice way to kill a thread off

 

[Manchester1894]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VwVeCgcRs[/youtube]

How could I forget that??! Will add it later.

Scores with his shoulder??

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Already added.<br /><br />-- Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:57 pm --<br /><br />

A legend in the making...

Balotelli unhurt after car crash Link
Balotelli wins award, mocks Wilshere Link
Balotelli suffers allergic reaction to grass Link
Balotelli wears "Chicken Hat" Link
Mancini throws suitcase at Balo Link
Balotelli is good at darts Link
Balotelli makes Rio lose it Link
Balotelli charitable act to homeless person Link
Balotelli's car impounded 27 times Link
Balotelli's pulled over by police because he was driving round with £25,000 in cash on his passenger seat. When they asked him why he had it, he laughed and replied “because I can.”Link
Balotelli saves boy from bullying Link
Balotelli shown round Naples by mafia Link
Balotelli buys a Harley and immediately banned from riding it Link
Balotelli calls fire brigade after fireworks set bathroom alight Link
Balotelli subsequently made Manchester's ambassador for fireworks safety Link
Balotelli(with gf) picks up newsagent porn mag Link
Balotelli ignores mothers shopping list Link
Balotelli uses iPad while sitting on the Italy bench Link
Balotelli v's Bib Link
Balotelli tries to visit all female prison Link
Swaps new Italy home shirt at half time, for the Old one.. because he didn't like the design.Link
Balotelli pranks City staff member Link
Balotelli gives Norwich a cold shoulder Link
Balotelli shouts "ROOONEEY" at prostitute Link
Balotelli tries to take dog on open top bus parading the FA Cup Link
Balotelli confronts Dynamo Kiev fans on the street Link
Balotelli donates enough to help build a school in South Sudan, that they name a wing after him. Link
Balotelli swears live on TV Link
Balotelli trips up Dzeko Link
Balotelli dates BB winner than sh*gs her best mate Link
Balotelli builds racetrack in his back garden Link
And finally..
Balotelli - Why Always Me? Link

did you miss the most recent one of him failing moserably to decorate a christmas cake?

Will add this also.

 

[Bluemoon dan]

Balotelli gets grief off Aston Villa fans, and so promptly scores with an overhead kick and celebrates in front of them?

 

[Goosebot]

Balotelli get's his own BlueMoon forum list. Link<br /><br />-- Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:53 pm --<br /><br />Don't need to make up stuff about him, the real stories are mad enough!

<3

 

[ForeverCity]

This should be a classic thread.