The best comedy sketch ever....



It's a little long, but it's genius in three parts (imo)

if it doesn't work, just youtube Stanley Rodgers
 
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I have actually done that in real life. I was 16, just left school, but still didn't have a job. My mate had been thrown out and he'd got himself his own flat on Darnhill. I went up to see him and was introduced to weed for the first time. After spending an hour smoking it and 2 hours throwing it all back up, I went to catch the bus home.
It was my first ever time smoking weed and I was convinced that everyone would know I was stoned. So I was determined to act straight. I sauntered over to the bus stop, which had quite a few people in it and nonchalantly leaned against a non existent window. I dropped like a sack of shit but bounced back up as though I'd hit a rubber floor, so determined to appear normal.
The couple of old biddies in at the bus stop were so concerned, but the girl my age couldn't stop fucking laughing. I was that embarrassed I ran off down the road and ended up walking home. I even ducked into a doorway when I saw the bus coming past so they wouldn't see me.
Did you ever go in the highlander on darnhill stony?
 
I've been in a couple of times but it was in the mid 90s when I worked in heywood.

I was firmly entrenched in the Woolpack by then and only left it for pool nights and weekend pub crawls around town. The Highlander was a bit off the beaten track. I did eat my chips on a tray with gravy round the back of the Highlander every dinnertime between 77-82 though, when I was at Suthy road.
 

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