The Boxing thread

[FinallyGamble]

I woke up at 03:56 to hear the cat fuck arsing about in a box and got himself stuck, the dumb ****.

I ripped out the old toilet and put in a new one, and I'd left the box on the landing.

Thought about the Tyson fight - only because the 8 year old mentioned it on Friday as she's never off fucking YouTube.

I went back to bed.

Don't ask me why, but that first sentence cracked me up.

 

[willipp]

It was so shit I can't see how it was possibly scripted. If it was, whoever wrote it needs sacking. Absolutely nothing of note happened.

I think the only scripted bit of it was Jake Paul could easily of smashed Tyson and probably hurt him badly and never really went for it. Makes me think there was an agreement he wouldn’t.

 

[BlueHammer85]

I saw that Mike landed 18 shots in the whole fight. It is hard to imagine a scenario that is possible in, other than a fake one.

Paul was tactically running circles around him and really backing off yet was in control and landing the punches. Tyson kept his guard up and was trying to contain his energy.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I watched the first 3 rounds this morning when I got up, then turned it off. Utterly bizarre people can make good money from this.

 

[bluemoon32]

You had a guy who couldn't punch because he's either too old or was told not to & another guy who couldn't punch because he's too fucking shit

 

[jimharri]

I watched the first 3 rounds this morning when I got up, then turned it off. Utterly bizarre people can make good money from this.

You're not aware of the old saying; "one born every minute"?

Best stick to the FPL fella!

;-)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

It was so shit I can't see how it was possibly scripted. If it was, whoever wrote it needs sacking. Absolutely nothing of note happened.

A bit like the average Netflix tv show then.