The Conservative Party

Why don’t the Tories introduce really deep fracking in a line between Bristol and Great Yarmouth. This would allow tectonic movement to float the pesky Midland and northern wasteland away from golden Londinium to a point where the chosen ones can’t hear the screams and the land utilised for refugees and vagabonds and dumping of waste etc.
Its elegant because they could keep their Devon and Cornwall holiday homes and the Cornish and Devonian’s as human zoo like exhibits.
Please everybody do everything you can to help to fuck these bastards right off.
 
Education Secretary going to ban kids with phones eh? I take she is going to go around all the schools personally and implement this. Another Tory nonsense statement.
 
Mordaunts bid for the top job



If she was going to start channelling Partridge I'd have preferred it if she'd stuck with a Kate Bush medley. The very last part where her gestures went a bit Wealdstone Raider was good though.

The current version of the Conservative party is morally and intellectually bankrupt and completely shorn of talent. It needs to either be reinvented or just get in the bin forever.
 
They deliver fuck all, but take your money anyway.

It‘s like ordering a parcel and not receiving it. When you complain, you just get ignored, with no repercussions, and you have to walk away kicking the dust.

They fuck you, they fuck you, and they fuck you.
Ah so that’s where Divan bed warehouse learned their tricks!!
 

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