The Conservative Party

[Alan Harper's Tash]

" STRAWBERRIES - GENT YOUR ENGLISH STRAWBERRIES FIVE PAHND A PUNNET"
"strawberries - get your Spanish strawberries two pahnd a punnet"

Which do you think a market trader will stock? The ones that sell thats what.

The Tory plans are always inflationary now - this and the idea that people who are already selling houses to fund social care will turn to their kids and THEY will re-mortgage to pay for mums care. Everything is thought up at 10am and announced as a policy at 1pm with no practical thought as to how it will be done and its impact.

If you offered free flights people to go and pick strawberries in Spain for a few weeks with some days off and free accommodation, people would probably go.

Less likely on the Flexibus to Lincolnshire to camp in a field.

 

[Vic]

looking forward to Toryboy in his dotage sat in his piss stained pants waiting for Waynetta Slob to put her fag out and change his nappies and give him some Angel Delight for his tea

Who he? Has 30p Lee done a Dr Who and got a new body?

 

[Vic]

We need to either pay more for our fruit, or bring in loads of people who will live in decrepit caravans and unsanitary conditions.

It's a tough choice.

I know now you're a WUM. No-one could be that simple.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Water firms ask for bill rises of between 24% and 91% - BBC News

Southern Water wants to increase its bills by £436 a year, but is not expected to get approval.

www.bbc.co.uk

Thank you Tory bastards.

At least we’ve got state of the art sewage systems, pristine waters to swim in, countless brand new reservoirs and the tastiest drinking water since Roman times. You wouldn’t get any of that under nationalisati…
Christ, you’ll be complaining about the cheap, punctual, clean, air conditioned railways next….

 

[mexico1970]

I know now you're a WUM. No-one could be that simple.

We live in simple times Vic, you of all people should know that.

 

[Vic]

Wasn't Brexit about removing agricultural subsidies?

No....

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

“Times reporting that a minister wrote a memo suggesting Number 10 refused repeated efforts to allow veterans ID for voting because it would “open floodgates” to students using their ID to vote aswell“, reports Faisal Islam.
Still, at least it proves that Mogg was capable of being truthful about something when he called it gerrymandering…

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

They've fucked the country, it will take a lot of work for Labour to unfuck us, only for the sad cunts to fuck us again.

 

[stonerblue]

All I have done is reiterated what the open border posters want, did you answer my question about Visas?

I'm an open borders poster and don't consider any job menial.
Pretty sure we have work permits, checks and requirements already

 

[stonerblue]

If you offered free flights people to go and pick strawberries in Spain for a few weeks with some days off and free accommodation, people would probably go.

Less likely on the Flexibus to Lincolnshire to camp in a field.

Fruit pickers in Spain are exploited to the max

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fruit pickers in Spain are exploited to the max

Capitalism. Yay.

 

[threespires]

Water firms ask for bill rises of between 24% and 91% - BBC News

Southern Water wants to increase its bills by £436 a year, but is not expected to get approval.

www.bbc.co.uk

Thank you Tory bastards.

Get that printed up as a t-shirt and I reckon you'll sell more than enough to be able to afford to move to a country less inclined to acts of self harm.

 

[bluethrunthru]

ha ha ha - pandemic and Ukraine - its all they have - that and a 14 year long record of stagnation to run on

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Don Karleone]

 

[MillionMilesAway]

It was being said last night that the lower inflation figure might make them make some kind of announcement - the person I saw talking about it was thinking autumn, rather than July. Maybe they want a summer holiday.

July 4 is fairly destructive - new govt, 12 days (including the Fridays) and then summer recess. No chance to get anything changed by Parliament for months.

 

[Brewster's millions]

Ed Conway.

The cretin’s cretin.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

It was being said last night that the lower inflation figure might make them make some kind of announcement - the person I saw talking about it was thinking autumn, rather than July. Maybe they want a summer holiday.

July 4 is fairly destructive - new govt, 12 days (including the Fridays) and then summer recess. No chance to get anything changed by Parliament for months.

It would also be destructive for the tory party.....

Basically time is running out for them and the date of the election is the last big call they will make. Summer has always been avoided in the past but I don't see any big advantage in waiting for colder darker evenings (the reason you normally get).

I'd imagine the biggest factor is mps and ministers hanging on to the pay cheques as long as possible.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Just let it be true and bring it the fuck on...

 

[MillionMilesAway]

It would also be destructive for the tory party.....

Basically time is running out for them and the date of the election is the last big call they will make. Summer has always been avoided in the past but I don't see any big advantage in waiting for colder darker evenings (the reason you normally get).

I'd imagine the biggest factor is mps and ministers hanging on to the pay cheques as long as possible.

I'm not sure the date is going to make that much difference to the outcome; I suspect only relatively few are desperate for that last 20k, and they're probably the ones who aren't considered important.

The theory last night was that they actually have some good news (for a very narrow definition of good news) that they can use.

I suppose it depends on whether they expect any other good news, or at least no-worse news.