The Conservative Party

[blue44]

so my long awaited nhs pay award will be not forthcoming this week then ?

its only 3 months a nd 5 days late at the moment.

 

[Len Rum]

Check out Laz the Cat on the window ledge outside Number 10.

 

[hilts]

If he goes his supporters may storm parliament as long as there is no fox hunt meeting that day.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Just give it to Giggsy. Couldn’t be any worse then any of this lot

 

[bluethrunthru]

Shit.
Mad Nad just seen going into Number 10.
Chancellor or Health Secretary?
Sweet Jesus!

Chancellor please - Sunak's fucked it up with Johnson's help - her basic counting skills are gonna be comedy gold

 

[bluethrunthru]

If he goes his supporters may storm parliament as long as there is no fox hunt meeting that day.

easy to prevent though - leave a couple of bottles of a rather agreeable port from the cellars on the steps outside and they will soon lose interest

 

[bluejon]

Mad drunk nadine
Priti vacant
The D-rabb destroyer
Not to be Truss ted
Cokes up gove


Ooh the choice for anew PM is a dire shitshow either way

Gove's wanking himself into a frenzy as we speak

 

[Rascal]

Johnson will cling on, because vanity. He knows he has been rumbled, he has known for months but carried on lying and eventually the lies catch up with you. He has humiliated his party and his cabinet, yet they were still prepared to go and soil themselves on the media this morning on his behalf. I wrote a post earlier today describing the Johnson adorers as a cult, that is evident from the twitter trolls and bots proclaiming their love for him to them denying reality with their ludicrous scum media claims.

To paraphrase James OB "i have condemnation for the conman, compassion for the conned" and the lying narcissist has show he is not the great showman, he is the great conman.

 

[bluejon]

Just give it to Giggsy. Couldn’t be any worse then any of this lot

Up in court again soon, probably have to sit this one out.

 

[domalino]

Chancellor please - Sunak's fucked it up with Johnson's help - her basic counting skills are gonna be comedy gold

I know this current crop of conservative MPs are spineless cowards without principle but surely making Nadine Dorries chancellor would make more of them resign.