The Conservative Party

[MikeF]

Fuck me, what a shower of shite.

 

[kippax123]

What the hell has happened to our country? I worry so much for all of us who are going to struggle though the winter and then we have to listen to this load of crap.

 

[Brewster's millions]

"Boris. You are respected from Kiev to Carlisle..."

*Awkward silence followed by clapping 5 seconds later*

Do you think she knows that Kiev starts with a K and Carlisle a C?

Strange to pair the two together and the audience was lost as well.

 

[andyhinch]

It’s official.
We’re fucked.

We were fucked either way, we’re just more fucked.

 

[Brewster's millions]

She’s had weeks to prepare for that speech and it was fucking terrible.

It’s like she was there to read out the fire alarm protocols to the audience before the real speaker turned up.

 

[mat]

Do you think she knows that Kiev starts with a K and Carlisle a C?

Strange to pair the two together and the audience was lost as well.

That was my thought.

Kiev to Kettering? But she was afraid she'd alienate the north.

 

[mat]

She’s had weeks to prepare for that speech and it was fucking terrible.

It’s like she was there to read out the fire alarm protocols to the audience before the real speaker turned up.

Her conference speech will be as exciting as watching the rags.

Starmer just fist punched hearing that Truss has just given him a personality.

 

[abu13]

"Boris. You are respected from Kiev to Carlisle..."

*Awkward silence followed by clapping 5 seconds later*

Yep, talk about miss reading the room.

 

[Gabriel]

Membership even more divided than I’d imagined and there are clear divisions amongst the parliamentarians as well. She won’t be able to unite them and that’s before she starts taking on everyone else.

 

[Brewster's millions]

That was my thought.

Kiev to Kettering? But she was afraid she'd alienate the north.

She’s committed to levelling up the glib references in dreadful speeches.