The Conservative Party

[Postman Pep]

 

[Len Rum]

Following the Mavis and BloJo governments, Tories once again turning the country into a global laughing stock.

 

[mat]

Kami Kwarzi blames the queen's death for his mini budget.

Not being off his tits laughing at her funeral.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Kami Kwarzi blames the queen's death for his mini budget.

Not being off his toys laughing at her funeral.

It's one of the craziest excuses.
Yes, we can accept that time was short and something needed doing on things like energy prices.
Hey, Kami, as an alternative, just announce the critical things and don't announce other things that aren't vital. I mean, it's not like you provided costings for anything anyway.

 

[bobmcfc]

 

[Bodicoteblue]

There are plenty of old school Tories left - many have left or have been banished from the Party. Even those that remain are for the most keeping their powder dry doing what Labour have done - stank back and let them destroy themselves then they may have to come back or come together and form a Conservative Party version 2.

I’m hoping that the ERG types and the other assorted loonies sulk off an take the old gammon voters with them.
As a reconstructed mainstream Tory party would need those gammons’ votes as well, this could ensure a split in the right wing vote nationally, ensuring that we may never get another right wing government.

 

[Gabriel]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Looks like the oil companies are part of the Wolf Pack circling the Tory Convoy looking to torpedo them below the waterline - the Govt is fucked

 

[bluethrunthru]

Bet 30p Lee and Johnathan Gullis are bouyed by this

 

[ZenHalfTimeCrock]

This is good from the Viz comic cartoonist Davey Jones if you get the reference.