The Conservative Party

[Always Ali]

A blonde woman waving a sword around is not a legitimate basis for choosing a Government.

Tell me again how you know the world to be banana shaped?

 

[BobKowalski]

How are you describing "woman" ?

Derogatory slang for girl or woman. Could have gone for tart but wanted the alliteration with ‘blonde’.

 

[mosssideblue]

Derogatory slang for girl or woman. Could have gone for tart but wanted the alliteration with ‘blonde’.

Each to their own I guess

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Penny held a very heavy sword at the coronation and is duly promoted to most senior Tory MP.
She had to go to the gym to prepare and even managed to get a harness that didn't show.
Can she be worse than May, Johnson, Truss or Sunak?

Not only that, they can goin into the election telling us that the Penny has finally dropped form them and that they’re a totally changed party.

 

[robbieh]

Un

Far right whacko. Immigration is a tool to replace all white people blah, blah. Usual stuff. Our version of Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Jordan Peterson - the latter was last seen raging at Elmo from Sesame Street.

Blimey. He's in seriously deranged company.
Thanks for that. Somehow he'd never crossed my radar. Maybe because I don't read the Spectator!

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Eat shit tories

 

[law74]

we don't vote on a PR basis and in other analysis of the numbers by seats were that to be the result Labour would win 400 seats and LD's would be the official opposition - at what point is he taking a call from Vlad telling "Rishi - you are going about this election stuff in all the wrong ways. "

Putin is too busy trying to regain power in the crazy part of North America between Mexico and Canada and to regain the Soviet block to concern himself with the UK

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Putin is too busy trying to regain power in the crazy part of North America between Mexico and Canada and to regain the Soviet block to concern himself with the UK

He's already sorted the UK ..... Got people in position in the House of Lords, had them owning football clubs and newspapers and ̶b̶r̶i̶b̶i̶n̶g̶ entertaining the political party in power.

He doesn't need to focus on the UK.

 

[Blue and true]

A blonde woman waving a sword around is not a legitimate basis for choosing a Government.

In Britain, it is.

When you stop and think about why the country is in a state, remind yourself of this: Mordaunt is held in high-esteem within her party because she looked pretty holding a sword upright in a church for a bit.

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Penny held a very heavy sword at the coronation and is duly promoted to most senior Tory MP.
She had to go to the gym to prepare and even managed to get a harness that didn't show.
Can she be worse than May, Johnson, Truss or Sunak?

Spitting Image would have a field day with her swinging the sword like a samurai through the assembled Sunak, Gove, Cruella etc al.

Don't take a sword to a machine-gun fight