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well bugger me I didn't see that one coming - said no-one ever.....

So far just this weekend his plan has been leaked as to shit upon the old guard and their constituencies whilst exciting the new blue wall MP' whilst simultaneously shitting upon the North and the new blue wall constituencies - thats within 48 hrs ffs - he has no plan and is thrashing about because he is fucked and he knows he is - when reality bites to a buffoon like him its a shock

 
The Liverpool explosion has buried the parliamentary corruption debate being held in parliament today. Boris will be fistpumping.
 
Difficult to know where to start with this, but I can't help thinking Ian Hislop may have something to say later this week.

First, to try getting an ex-minister off a suspension, fudge something pretty unsubtle and whip the MPs to support it. Irritates lots of MPs, look amazingly incompetent and out-of-touch.
Then, as the opposition parties laugh the loaded committee out of sight, immediately announce that it was an error and they won't proceed.
Realise there is a need to actually revoke the decision in Parliament, they put in a short nodding motion.
But Christopher Chope, you know the one who hates the no-debate motions (well, those that don't benefit his mates or weird things that nobody sane would block, probably)? He says 'object', at which a debate must be scheduled in the future, rather than it being nodded through.
Result? The govt's attempt at an immediate U-turn has had the U-turn fail to pass immediately.

It'll inevitably pass, but now Moggy has to set time aside to do so.
 
Just so's them new Blue Wall Tory MP's are aware where todays HS2 news together with Brexit progress has got them I have a handy pictogram to help them to map out their future

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just watching Tories and Tory sympathisers tonight explaining how its impossible to become and MP and live on the salary is laughable and pathetic in equal measures....
 
just watching Tories and Tory sympathisers tonight explaining how its impossible to become and MP and live on the salary is laughable and pathetic in equal measures....

Nadia Whittome has proved it is possible to live on half an MP's salary. I'm not saying we should expect them all to do the same but shows the utter entitlement of some of these bastards.
 
Private Eye could have simply titled the article CUNTS



Think I’ll have to pick up a copy of this. If I was in their shoes I’d be returning the money somehow - it’s not like they were on their bare bones before hands.

I really hope we can find some stories about companies/ people that didn’t excessively profit/take the piss so a little bit of faith in humanity can be restored.
 

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