The Conservative Party

[Octavian]

Why, what are you going to do with the female ones?

;-)

Well I’m an elderly gentleman who can’t get it up… so wave them on their merry way and ask them to reassess life choices.

Not that I generally dislike Tories, just this government.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Well I’m an elderly gentleman who can’t get it up… so wave them on their merry way and ask them to reassess life choices.

Not that I generally dislike Tories, just this government.

Dorries and Patel aside, I assume.

 

[Octavian]

Dorries and Patel aside, I assume.

Patel would get it. Not going to fib on this holiest of Sunday mornings

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Patel would get it. Not going to fib on this holiest of Sunday mornings

Thought you couldn’t get it up?

Hmm, might have to inform the police of your intentions at the party…

 

[Octavian]

Thought you couldn’t get it up?

Hmm, might have to inform the police of your intentions at the party…

I’d gobble pills like Bez to have a go on that.

You happy you’ve drawn my inner scumbag out now?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I’d gobble pills like Bez to have a go on that.

You happy you’ve drawn my inner scumbag out now?

You’re worse than a Shane Warne Wrong’un

 

[Octavian]

You’re worse than a Shane Warne Wrong’un

Ssshh don’t tell my wife

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ssshh don’t tell my wife

Why do I get the feeling that she already knows…

 

[Octavian]

Why do I get the feeling that she already knows…

I’d have no bollocks if she did

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I’d have no bollocks if she did

My wife once made the mistake during an argument of telling me that she couldn‘t debate with me whilst I was being irational.

I now use that pre-emptively at will.

:-)

 

[mat]

Tory bastards.

 

[Vic]

Trouble in paradise.

I'm a bit suspicious. Does Dorries not spell her name right?

 

[Gogootz]

I'm a bit suspicious. Does Dorries not spell her name right?

That'll be whoever leaked the chat saving her name wrong, they could feasibly work out who's leaking from that

 

[Vic]

That'll be whoever leaked the chat saving her name wrong, they could feasibly work out who's leaking from that

It was her comment on the chat that was spelt Dorris.

 

[Gogootz]

It was her comment on the chat that was spelt Dorris.

Yes but it's from the phones phone book that assigns the name, so it's saved incorrectly on the phone the screenshot is from

 

[domalino]

I'm a bit suspicious. Does Dorries not spell her name right?

That'll be whoever leaked the chat saving her name wrong, they could feasibly work out who's leaking from that

It was her comment on the chat that was spelt Dorris.

Yes but it's from the phones phone book that assigns the name, so it's saved incorrectly on the phone the screenshot is from

Even in this day and age, an outlet like Sky News arent going to publish this without a couple of corroborating sources, and if there's 100 MPs in the group then there's loads who could do that.

 

[Vic]

Well, it rather makes Labour's internal spats look manageable. The Tory split isn't left v right, it's loonies v realists (and Dorries not loony enough).

 

[kaz7]

Education sec begging teachers to come back to the profession to cover covid absences, good luck with that

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

As a long term Conservative voter I have already decided that I don't want Johnson to be leader any longer.

And this ladies and gents is why the fat philandering waffler needs to stay in number 10.

Destroy the British Conservative party as an electoral force for a generation to save our country.

 

[Chris in London]

Well, it rather makes Labour's internal spats look manageable. The Tory split isn't left v right, it's loonies v realists (and Dorries not loony enough).

There are 363 conservative MPs.

In Boris's opinion, 343 are less talented than Nadine Dorries.