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They really don't give a fuck this is next level of arrogance and evidence of the contempt that they have for the public. The best analogy can think of to compare this with is Johnson pulling out his wanger pissing all over to you and then saying you should have brought a brolly and you wouldn't have got wet from the rain.
 
and there you go - its not about cutting jobs its about outsourcing- the Passport Office( and the DVLA ) will be outsourced and probably cost more for an even worse service but doubtless those figures will appear else where on the UK PLC balance sheet so as not to cause embarrassment

All this is the Tories wanting to fuck the pension commitment off. Yet again, they are ruining the future of people and shafting retirement plans. Pensions are continually fair game for these cunts
 
I fucking hate the tories, they are so thick.

When they make patronising comments in regards to preparing a meal for 30p do they not realise people already do these kind of things and are being asked to off set mahoosive energy bills which the government allowed to spiral out of control.

I will patronise tory MPs and ministers, why did you decide to spunk our money and pay over the odds for PPE which arrived late to help fund your pals in the industry? Could they not have settled for a quarter of the cost for PPE as opposed to ripping off the government. Why did you also write off millions in Covid fraud claims?

F*cking clowns.
What they don't recognise is that it's time that matters, not cost. If I'm in the office then I only get home at about half 6 to 7ish. I then have to cook and for some nights we'll just have something out the freezer or a ready meal which costs more but otherwise it'll be going on 9 by the time we've cooked fresh, eaten and cleaned up etc.

Convenience food does cost more but that's because convenience buys you time which is time you don't have when you have to spend a couple of hours in the kitchen. The thing is we use this time and are healthier for it, we go to the gym and go for walks but if I had to cook a full meal then I couldn't so that's the choice that convenience buys you.

We don't have kids but if you have kids and both parents work then cooking fresh every night must be impossible. Add in the extreme cost of childcare alongside having to work every hour to pay for it and it just gets worse. Some people therefore literally don't have time to cook let alone do they have the money for it.

My mate at work gave up working on Fridays because losing a days pay worked out less than the price he pays to send his daughter to nursery. Basically, work is just not paying enough for most people to live the lives that they want. It can't be that we just say well tough peasant, a life of grim is all you're allowed.

I honestly seriously doubt that these MP's are getting home at 7pm like me and then are chopping up the onions etc. Hasn't Boris famously being spending thousands on takeaways? No doubt in London if you have a few bob you can just order in your favourite restaurant anyway. They literally have no idea because they aren't living the life that everyone else is. How can you make life better for people if you have no idea about what live they are living?

The cost of living increase will make this worse, not because people will struggle but because they'll lose even more time as some will need to work more, adjust their lifestyles etc and those adjustments will never be for the better or make them happier or healthier.
 
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and there you go - its not about cutting jobs its about outsourcing- the Passport Office( and the DVLA ) will be outsourced and probably cost more for an even worse service but doubtless those figures will appear else where on the UK PLC balance sheet so as not to cause embarrassment

This like the Channel 4 sell off is being done out of pure spitefullness. Reese-Mogg is just like Trump and wants his revenge on anyone. When the passport office is on its arse there is no justification for this. Its about Reese Mogg getting his revenge over the fact none of the civil servants will come back into the office on his post it note demands.

Johnson has no authority anymore what we are seeing a government imploding and the sycophants settling there own scores. Its pathetic to think that a man of 50 + behaves like a petulant child.
 
and there you go - its not about cutting jobs its about outsourcing- the Passport Office( and the DVLA ) will be outsourced and probably cost more for an even worse service but doubtless those figures will appear else where on the UK PLC balance sheet so as not to cause embarrassment

Part of their spiel to improve efficiency is around technical enhancements and cutting bureaucracy. (Much of which they have created)
Its the usual shit. Every governments track record on investment in initiatives like computerisation and departmental consolidation is horrific. Overspend, extra people needed coz the solution doesn’t work and failure to deliver on time always feature. Many expensive schemes are quietly scrapped or scaled back significantly.
Where will these idiots get the money from for the investment needed, how will they fund the redundancies, how will they create an offering to allow services and the civil servants already employed, many on generous benefits to be outsourced etc.
If their solution is to bring in the Private Sector the track record here is also horrific.
Reducing the service by a fifth will take longer than HS2 will take to be built.
And whilst on this topic Bozo has apparently asked his Cabinet to review long standing proposals for schemes and investment to evaluate which could be shelved / scrapped.
As the person most culpable for initiatives like HS2 and the London Garden Bridge he has no shame.

The government are behaving and sounding like they have just been elected. Do they imagine that millions of disenfranchised and angry people are just going to forget the last 12 years?
The sheep might but look at the faces on the audience during Question Time to see the mood in the room.
 
What they don't recognise is that it's time that matters, not cost. If I'm in the office then I only get home at about half 6 to 7ish. I then have to cook and for some nights we'll just have something out the freezer or a ready meal which costs more but otherwise it'll be going on 9 by the time we've cooked fresh, eaten and cleaned up etc.

Convenience food does cost more but that's because convenience buys you time which is time you don't have when you have to spend a couple of hours in the kitchen. The thing is we use this time and are healthier for it, we go to the gym and go for walks but if I had to cook a full meal then I couldn't so that's the choice that convenience buys you.

We don't have kids but if you have kids and both parents work then cooking fresh every night must be impossible. Add in the extreme cost of childcare alongside having to work every hour to pay for it and it just gets worse. Some people therefore literally don't have time to cook let alone do they have the money for it.

My mate at work gave up working on Fridays because losing a days pay worked out less than the price he pays to send his daughter to nursery. Basically, work is just not paying enough for most people to live the lives that they want. It can't be that we just say well tough peasant, a life of grim is all you're allowed.

I honestly seriously doubt that these MP's are getting home at 7pm like me and then are chopping up the onions etc. Hasn't Boris famously being spending thousands on takeaways? No doubt in London if you have a few bob you can just order in your favourite restaurant anyway. They literally have no idea because they aren't living the life that everyone else is. How can you make life better for people if you have no idea about what live they are living?

The cost of living increase will make this worse, not because people will struggle but because they'll lose even more time as some will need to work more, adjust their lifestyles etc and those adjustments will never be for the better or make them happier or healthier.

Agree with all.

One thing that does my nut is when MPs can claim for food. Regardless of whether they're in Westminster or Constituency, their salary is more than enough to cover the cost of food. They have a London flat also covered by expenses which no doubt has a kitchen.
 
This like the Channel 4 sell off is being done out of pure spitefullness. Reese-Mogg is just like Trump and wants his revenge on anyone. When the passport office is on its arse there is no justification for this. Its about Reese Mogg getting his revenge over the fact none of the civil servants will come back into the office on his post it note demands.

Johnson has no authority anymore what we are seeing a government imploding and the sycophants settling there own scores. Its pathetic to think that a man of 50 + behaves like a petulant child.

What do Tories usually do in response to bad election results and opinion polls?

They have a skim over recent papers and target whoever the Daily Mail hates the most this month. Asylum seekers and civil servants? They’ll do.

Can only applaud the genius plan to mitigate the rise in the cost of living by knocking £20 off the price of a passport. The cost of foreign travel being all they complain about in the food bank queues of course.
 
He's talking shite.

Taking the piss out of all of us.

Even fucking Moss from the IT Crowd would have a work around process up and running in a week even if this were true - its not about way its having the political will
 
Sorry about the bandwith, but below is just clause 98 of the Levelling Up bill. We have 38 bills in the Queen's Speech - not all as convoluted as this, but there's a price for all this tinkering to make things worse. How many civil servants were needed to draft 325 pages like this?


98 Minor variations in planning permission

(1)
TCPA 1990 is amended as follows.

(2) After section 73A insert—
73B Applications for permission substantially the same as existing permission

(1) An application for planning permission in respect of land in England
is to be determined in accordance with this section if the applicant—
(a) requests that it be so determined,
(b) makes a proposal as to the conditions (if any) subject to which permission should be granted, and
(c) identifies an existing planning permission by reference to which the application is to be considered (“the existing permission”).

(2) The existing permission must not have been granted—
(a) under section 73, section 73A or this section, or
(b) other than on application.

(3) The applicant may also identify, for the purposes of an application to
be determined in accordance with this section, a planning permission—
a) that was granted under section 73 or this section by reference
to the existing permission, or
(b) that forms part of a sequence of planning permissions granted under section 73 or this section, the first of which was granted by reference to the existing permission.

(4) A development order must set out how an applicant is to do as mentioned in subsections (1) and (3).

(5) Planning permission may be granted in accordance with this section only if the local planning authority is satisfied that its effect will not be substantially different from that of the existing permission.

(6) Planning permission may not be granted in accordance with this section in a way that differs from the existing permission as to the time by which a condition requires—
(a) development to be started, or
(b) an application for approval of reserved matters (within the
meaning of section 92) to be made.

(7) In determining an application in accordance with this section, the local
planning authority must limit its consideration to those respects in
which the permission being applied for would, if granted in accordance
with the proposal under subsection (1)(b), differ in effect from—
(a) the existing permission, and
(b) each planning permission (if any) identified in accordance with
subsection (3).
Section 70(2) is subject to this subsection.

(8) If the local planning authority decides not to grant planning permission
in accordance with this section, it must refuse the application.

(9) For the purposes of this section, the effect of a planning permission
is to be assessed by reference to both the development it authorises
and any conditions to which it is subject.

(10) In assessing the effect of an existing planning permission for the
purposes of subsection (5) (but not for the purposes of subsection (7)),
any change to the permission made under section 96A is to be
disregarded.

(11) The following provisions apply in relation to the condition under
paragraph 13 of Schedule 7A (biodiversity gain condition)—
(a) nothing in this section authorises the disapplication of the
condition
(b) the condition is to be disregarded for the purposes of
subsections (1)(b), (5) and (7);
(c) where—
(i) the existing planning permission is subject to the
condition,
(ii) a biodiversity gain plan (“the earlier biodiversity gain
plan”) was approved for the purposes of the condition
as it attaches to that permission,
(iii) planning permission is granted in accordance with this
section, and
(iv) that planning permission is consistent with the
post-development biodiversity value of the onsite habitat
as specified in the earlier biodiversity gain plan,
the earlier biodiversity gain plan is to be regarded as approved
for the purposes of the condition as it attaches to the planning
permission granted in accordance with this section.

(12) In relation to an application for planning permission that is made to, or is to be determined by, the Secretary of State, a reference in this section to the local planning authority is to be read as a reference to the Secretary of State.

(13) The preceding provisions of this section apply in relation to an application for permission in principle as if—
(a) each reference to planning permission were a reference to
permission in principle, and
(b) the provisions of this section relating to conditions were
omitted.

(14) Permission in principle granted in accordance with this section is to be taken, for the purposes of section 70(2ZZC), as having come into force when the existing permission in principle identified under subsection (1)(c) came into force.”

(3) In section 62A(2) (applications that may be made directly to the Secretary of State), after “73(1)” insert “, an application that is to be determined in accordance with section 73B”.

(4) In section 70A (power to decline to determine application similar to an earlier one)—
(a) in subsection (8), for “subsection (9)” substitute “subsections (9) to (11)”;
(b) at the end insert—
“(10) An application that is to be determined in accordance with
section 73B is not similar to an earlier application that was not
determined in accordance with that section.
(11) An application that is to be determined in accordance with
section 73B is similar to an earlier application that was
determined in accordance with that section only if the local
planning authority think that the difference of effect referred
to in subsection (7) of that section is (both in kind and in degree) the same or substantially the same in the case of both applications.”

(5) In section 70B (power to decline to determine application similar to a pending one)—
(a) in subsection (5), at the beginning insert “Subject to subsections (5A) and (5B),”;
(b) after subsection (5) insert—
“(5A) An application that is to be determined in accordance with section 73B is not similar to another application that is not to be determined in accordance with that section.
(5B) An application that is to be determined in accordance with section 73B is similar to another application that is to be determined in accordance with that section only if the local planning authority think that the difference of effect referred to in subsection (7) of that section is (both in kind and in degree) the same or substantially the same in the case of both
applications.”
 
What do Tories usually do in response to bad election results and opinion polls?

They have a skim over recent papers and target whoever the Daily Mail hates the most this month. Asylum seekers and civil servants? They’ll do.

Can only applaud the genius plan to mitigate the rise in the cost of living by knocking £20 off the price of a passport. The cost of foreign travel being all they complain about in the food bank queues of course.

Today in the Express the spiteful Carole Malone's column is entitled " Our fat cat GP's do they even care about us anymore" - didn't click on it and won't post it because I don't want to give that harridan any more publicity but you can see the culture war's next victims - I do hope that she can no longer get any GP care in the UK as a result
 
This 91,000 reduction in the civil service (or up to 91,000) is a set up for another con.

Somewhere like HMRC or DWP where you need to speak to someone for help?
Imagine it will be answered by a call centre in India.
Or speak face to face?
A zoom call to the zoom centre.

The process designed by a consulting company, probably one where ex-ministers take an advisory role.

Perhaps the call/zoom centre set up and run by a company such as Infosys, you know, the company owned by Mrs Sunak's dad.

A winning plan, works well for all those banks and airlines and utility companies.

Maybe just a coincidence that Boris was in India a couple of weeks ago.
 

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